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i'm getting so excited about prestatyn that i'm likely to peak too soon!

in order to distract my thoughts for a while, thought i'd start a topic on weekender survival tips

here's one to kick off:

always practice safe sex........don't give your real mobile number

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  woolie mark said:
i'm getting so excited about prestatyn that i'm likely to peak too soon!

in order to distract my thoughts for a while, thought i'd start a topic on weekender survival tips

here's one to kick off:

always practice safe sex........don't give your real mobile number

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:sleep3::):thumbsup::huh:

DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH ON FRIDAY NIGHT !!!!!!!!, ENJOY SATURDAY & SUNDAY ASWELL.........

take some fruit with you to avoid constipation

remember - a healthy colon keeps you rollin'

  johnmay said:
DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH ON FRIDAY NIGHT !!!!!!!!, ENJOY SATURDAY & SUNDAY ASWELL.........

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Take it you'll be following your own advice then John :sleep3::thumbsup: ....

Slimfast :sleep3::thumbsup:

Dont share a chalet with my brother. :angry:

All come over to our place for hot meals,i am gonna be the camp cook(not camp like Ainsley)and make sure the kiddies get a good meal inside them before they enter the dark world..

Another tip..Stay out of the way if John May is washing up :thumbsup::sleep3:

  little-stevie said:
All come over to our place for hot meals,i am gonna be the camp cook(not camp like Ainsley)and make sure the kiddies get a good meal inside them before they enter the dark world..

Another tip..Stay out of the way if John May is washing up :)   :thumbsup:

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You might say not like Ainsley Steve :sleep3::huh: ....

  vaultofsouler said:
Take it you'll be following your own advice then John :huh:   :sleep3: ....

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I've no choice on Friday Mark, I'm at work!!!!!!!!!!, Can't get over til Saturday :thumbsup:

TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

  little-stevie said:
Another tip..Stay out of the way if John May is washing up :thumbsup:   :huh:

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:sleep3::)

Yes last year I cut my finger while washing up, I had to go to Rhyl A+E, to have it cleaned and patched up.......

DON'T PUT SHARP KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP BOWL......

  vaultofsouler said:
You might say not like Ainsley Steve :huh:   :thumbsup: ....

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I was looking through UK food listings and saw that 'Ainsleys big cock out' was on last thursday night.

It turned out that it was a spelling mistake.

Mind you, you've got to give him credit. A TV chef AND a heavyweight champion boxer :sleep3:

  johnmay said:
I've no choice on Friday Mark, I'm at work!!!!!!!!!!, Can't get over til Saturday :sleep3:  

TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO.  BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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Extra cash for the electric cards,its cold cold cold in them apartments...Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm.. :thumbsup:

Karen beat me too it with the slimfast, they have a new one out now with low carb, don't buy that one, since its not actually being used for a diet teehee

Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

  little-stevie said:
... Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm.. :thumbsup:

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Stevie, Im surprised at you! :sleep3:

  Janine said:
Karen beat me too it with the slimfast, they have a new one out now with low carb, don't buy that one, since its not actually being used for a diet teehee

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No and don't bother bringing the banana flavour ones as I don't like them :D

  little-stevie said:
Extra cash for the electric cards,its cold cold cold in them apartments...Find a bit of rough to keep the bed warm.. :D

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Better still set fire to the apartment...............

  johnmay said:
Better still set fire to the apartment...............

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John you will give the SSCDT a bad name :lol::D

  KarenC said:
John you will give the SSCDT a bad name  :P   :D

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:D:D:lol:

  Janine said:
Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

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i was wondering what five star were doing these days. they were like a british jackson 5. look how the mighty have fallen.

shane

  Janine said:
Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

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Trying to go posh are we,you do know that in a 5 star place its the norm to get out of the bath for a number two :D

  Janine said:
Im booked into a 5* B&B for the weekend, no way could I put up with the cold in those apartments again

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Janine, its Prestatyn

5 star B&B means a chalet at pontins :D

oh trust me its very nice stayed there last year too, big fluffy dressing gowns and most importantly HEAT in the room

  little-stevie said:
Trying to go posh are we,you do know that in a 5 star place its the norm to get out of the bath for a number two :D

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BECAUSE ALL THE CHALET BLOCKS LOOK IDENTICAL, WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR CHALET TIE A PEACE OF STRING TO THE CHALET DOOR AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUNCTION AREA. THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SIMPLY FOLLOW THE STRING........

  johnmay said:
BECAUSE ALL THE CHALET BLOCKS LOOK IDENTICAL, WHEN YOU LEAVE YOUR CHALET TIE A PEACE OF STRING TO THE CHALET DOOR AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUNCTION AREA.  THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM SIMPLY FOLLOW THE STRING........

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If we all do this won't we get in a bit of a tangle :lol::D

TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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  KarenC said:
If we all do this won't we get in a bit of a tangle  :lol:   :D

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EVERY 10 YARDS PUT A LITTLE TAG ON THE STRING WITH YOUR NAME ON, OR USE A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO EVERYONE ELSE.........

  johnmay said:
EVERY 10 YARDS PUT A LITTLE TAG ON THE STRING WITH YOUR NAME ON,  OR USE A DIFFERENT COLOUR TO EVERYONE ELSE.........

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Could use a trail of breadcrumbs.. as long as you get back before the seagulls get them...

  Janine said:
oh trust me its very nice stayed there last year too, big fluffy dressing gowns and most importantly HEAT in the room

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Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room :D

  woolie mark said:
TAKE SOME EAR PLUGS, THE SEAGULLS ARE VERY LOAD, YOU'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. BETTER STILL TAKE A GUN AND SHOOT THEM ALL !!

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that reminds me of the old caister trick - when it's dark, throw a load of breadcrumbs on top of your pals caravan roof...when it gets light (this time of year about 6am) every seagull in the vicinity will spot the breadcrumbs and descend onto the roof in a feeding frenzy

your pal will be awakened by a sound not disimilar to a thousand hammer drills and probably think it's armageddon time (but without bruce willis to save us)

what a wizard wheeze....cracking jape :P:D:D

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  johnmay said:
Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room :D

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John, I'm getting most confused now.... this is the "All About Soul" section of SS isn't it ????.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment :D ....

Have you all used John's string method to find you way back :P ....

And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings :D:D ....

I'll get me coat :lol: ....

  johnmay said:
Or take your own Paraffin heater.......Paraffin is cheap way off heating your room :D

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You could try Andy from Bradford's attempt to warm up his Chalet.

Set the thing on fire and run about shout fcuk repeatedly.

Seemed to warm him up.

  vaultofsouler said:
John, I'm getting most confused now.... this is the "All About Soul" section of SS isn't it ????.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment :P ....

Have you all used John's string method to find you way back :lol: ....

And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings :D   :D ....

I'll get me coat :D ....

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:D I thought this was SSCDT.......... :D

  vaultofsouler said:
And just think what this'll do to your "bolleaux" ratings :lol:   :D ....

I'll get me coat :D ....

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Oh my god :P Good point, I better skidaddle :D

  johnmay said:
that reminds me of the old caister trick - when it's dark, throw a load of breadcrumbs on top of your pals caravan roof...when it gets light (this time of year about 6am) every seagull in the vicinity will spot the breadcrumbs and descend onto the roof in a feeding frenzy

your pal will be awakened by a sound not disimilar to a thousand hammer drills and probably think it's armageddon time (but without bruce willis to save us)

what a wizard wheeze....cracking jape :D:D:P

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:D:D

I heard last year that someone put some wizz on buttered bread and threw it to the gulls.........they were flying all over the place, into windows, round in circles the lot. I of course reported it to the RSPCA upon returning home. :D

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  vaultofsouler said:
.... and yet there are so many SSCDT members in here at the moment

yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight?

only joking, no offence :D

  woolie mark said:

yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight?

Ooooooh. You are going to regret that Mark. :D

  woolie mark said:
yes, we do seem to have lured them out...don't they turn to dust in daylight?

only joking, no offence :lol:

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I've got the curtains shut....... :D

  KarenC said:
Oh my god  :D Good point, I better skidaddle  :D

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Glad to be of service Karen :P .... I was wondering there for a minute or two myself :D .... thought I'd better point it out to you :lol: ....

  johnmay said:
Maybe everyone should all pile into one chalet, then the body heat will keep everyone warm.......... :lol:

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I've heard about the chalets like that.... :D:P

  rachel said:
I've heard about the chalets like that....  :lol:   :P

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i'll bring the fruit bowl (to put the car keys in) :D

  Tony Smith said:
F***ing Hell!!!

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Not too bad Tont that just means we will have to stay in the warmth of the dancehall. :D

  little-stevie said:
Heard about them,you invented them :P   : :lol:Hope you find what you are looking for :D   :D   :D

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:lol::D:D You will get me a reputation!!!! :D

Wanna keep warm..Tell little Richard that the apartment is full of English...He will send the boys round to torch the place :lol::P

Come home to a real fire,buy a cottage in Wales.. :D:D

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