Pete S Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 Had to share this with you lot Somebody just rang me up and said "Have you got 'Interplay' by Derek & CLIVE?" So I said "You c***" Derek & Clive...sorry, just tickled me thats all
Guest Stuart T Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 How could anyone be so silly. Derek and Clive made much better records. Talking of which I may give my Cockney Dancer C/U an airing this Saturday.
Pete S Posted February 15, 2005 Author Posted February 15, 2005 How could anyone be so silly. Derek and Clive made much better records. Talking of which I may give my Cockney Dancer C/U an airing this Saturday. link You sure it's Cockney DANCER ???
Guest Stuart T Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 It certainly wasn't but I thought that we had been banned from swearing and cussing on this site, which is a bit of a c***'s trick. Anyhow wasn't this how the BBC politely referred to it recently, before playing an excerpt?
Pete S Posted February 15, 2005 Author Posted February 15, 2005 It certainly wasn't but I thought that we had been banned from swearing and cussing on this site, which is a bit of a c***'s trick. link
Gasher Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 Oh you said c*** thats fuckin awful. Reminds me of my little lad when he was about 4 saying to his mate in the garden."Youre a bastard", but it was no sooner out of his lips when mother said "hey thats the worst word you can ever use.Dont you let me hear that from your lips and my wee laddie or youll get it bigtime". To which the reply came.."NO ITS NOT the worst word....CUNK IS" thought it was feckin funny... the gasher
Guest Stuart T Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 . Reminds me of my little lad when he was about 4 saying to his mate in the garden."Youre a bastard", but it was no sooner out of his lips when mother said "hey thats the worst word you can ever use.Dont you let me hear that from your lips and my wee laddie or youll get it bigtime". To which the reply came.."NO ITS NOT the worst word....CUNK IS" thought it was feckin funny... the gasher link Oh dear, I just spat my sarnie out, I'm choking. Your lad sounds like the bollocks.
Guest in town Mikey Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 Oh you said c*** thats fuckin awful. Reminds me of my little lad when he was about 4 saying to his mate in the garden."Youre a bastard", but it was no sooner out of his lips when mother said "hey thats the worst word you can ever use.Dont you let me hear that from your lips and my wee laddie or youll get it bigtime". To which the reply came.."NO ITS NOT the worst word....CUNK IS" thought it was feckin funny... the gasher link A mate took his 5 year old to the playoff final last year between super Bristol City and dodgy old Brighton. We lost to a genuine penalty. Difficult against a side with Leon Knight in. The boy gets to his grans after the game. His gran is Mrs Bucket to a T. She asks him how the football went. he says " the fcuking ref fcuking cheated us". His dad dint know whether to laugh or tell him off.
Gasher Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 Oh dear, I just spat my sarnie out, I'm choking. Your lad sounds like the bollocks. Yeah he sixteen now the CUNK is almost as big as me..Check out his photo with his afro if you click on my gash99 profile.Im too good lookin to put my piccie in..It might scare the kids.. thats the little CUNK there.. the Gasher
Guest Stuart T Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 Check out his photo with his afro if you click on my gash99 profile.Im too good lookin to put my piccie in..It might scare the kids.. the Gasher link Have you told him that he looks like Kevin Keegan. Then you can see whether he's learned any new swear words.
Gary Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 Am i the only person not to like Derek and Clive?
Gasher Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 I heard their movies were a big hit on the GAY scene Otherwise..I dont like them, that much the gasher
Pete S Posted February 15, 2005 Author Posted February 15, 2005 Am i the only person not to like Derek and Clive? link They were funny in the 70's...
Guest Stuart T Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 Am i the only person not to like Derek and Clive? link No, my mother can't stand them. And a bloke from my school called Giles didn't like them either, he became a vicar, and supports Chelsea. :diablo:
Tomangoes Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 Had to share this with you lot Somebody just rang me up and said "Have you got 'Interplay' by Derek & CLIVE?" So I said "You c***" Derek & Clive...sorry, just tickled me thats all link Lets guess. You Clot (old style) You Chin (new style) You Chav (topical) You Clit (risky) You Carp (fishy) You Cuty (nice and PC) AT LEAST YOU DID NOT JUDGE THE POOR SOD. How much did they offer, I can write Clive over Ray for a few bob. Ed
Craig W Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 My neighbour told me when he was young and had been naughty his upset mother chased him round the house and as he was making his getaway out the back door she screamed at him "You wait till I catch you Ill wank your legs" Never been able to work that one out!
Ged Parker Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 A mate took his 5 year old to the playoff final last year between super Bristol City and dodgy old Brighton. We lost to a genuine penalty. Difficult against a side with Leon Knight in. The boy gets to his grans after the game. His gran is Mrs Bucket to a T. She asks him how the football went. he says " the fcuking ref fcuking cheated us". His dad dint know whether to laugh or tell him off. link I can remember when I lived in Preston. There was a little girl running up and down the bus I was on. Her mother said "Samantha come sit here NOW or I'll smack you" Samantha replied "Yeah just you do and tell daddy you peed in his new bucket" The woman got off at the next stop Always wondered what the kid meant
Guest ciarraÃĮ’Ã"šbhoy Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 I remember my son waking me up one Sunday morning with the news that Fucks Bizz had won the Eurovision Song Contest.
Guest Richard Bergman Posted February 15, 2005 Posted February 15, 2005 My neighbour told me when he was young and had been naughty his upset mother chased him round the house and as he was making his getaway out the back door she screamed at him "You wait till I catch you Ill wank your legs" Never been able to work that one out! link I've tried believe me I 've tried
Guest Ferrett Posted February 16, 2005 Posted February 16, 2005 You've all got it wrong. Derek & Clive is an awesome tune!! Derek and Clive are 70's Icons Derek Griffiths and Clive Dunn. After their TV careers started to faulter they had a stab at a cashing in on the music scene of the day producing a cover version of Interplay. Produced by Ian Levine apparently! The b'side is a great version of 'Go on and laugh' by the Just Brothers!! Probably one of the top UK rarities of the 70's on the Dad's Army record label (Dad's 001) Demo's only. The geezer requesting it probably wanted it for the b'side. Didn't Derek Griffiths go to Wigan!?!?!?!?!?
Jim Elliott Posted February 21, 2005 Posted February 21, 2005 Yeah, I used to spin my Alfie Noakes 'stories from the north' cover up at the local hop, although as we all know it went on to be a huge Hi-Energy remake and went massive at the Chocolate Starfish in London. And now it's back to topless darts at Roehampton.
Guest Posted February 21, 2005 Posted February 21, 2005 If you need to let off steam - suggest you put Scissor Sisters Filthy Gorgeous on and sing at the top of your voice! wot me & Em did Friday nite then Em decided to take Terry for a spin in her new car - doing 100mph on the M25 - better if you haven't had too much to drink though!
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