Okay, following from another thread where I mentioned that Chris Waterman of NCSC turned up at Alsager Civic last week looking like Stig of the dump, half shaved with a benny hat, no glasses, a sweater that looked like it was mad from 8 old ones, and a trench coat from the first world war (virtually complete with bullet holes).

Having had about a dozen people chase him around the venue for a copy of the Big Issue, I've decided to post up a possible playlist in honour of Chris and his new image.

Start the ball rolling with these..

Steptoe out of the picture

Tramp

Too busy Fagan 'bout my baby

Please add as many as poss...perhaps we can get a CD made up for him.

Over to you Chris...

Yep, me too, goin to bed but ill leave you with this....

The Strange Smell of Northern Soul!!!

HOW ABOUT

THE TANGEERS....LET MY FART AND SOUL BE FREE..

ARTISICS... THIS FART OF MINE

PARLIMENTS..FART TROUBLE

OR NON SOUL

T'PAU ... A LITTLE BIT OF FART AND SOUL

WHY DID WE END UP ON FARTS..????IVE NOT GOT A CLUE

THE GASHER

I NEED TO GET OUT MORE

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE STUCK OFFSHORE ON THE NIGHTSHIFT

Edited February 8, 200520 yr by gash99

  Dave said:

I believe Joss Stone had a track by this title on one of her albums- same song?

Sorry to go off-topic 

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Scratchy.........Travis Womack

Walter Jackson 'Where Have All The Showers Gone'

Sorry mate! Couldn't resist!!!

Jamie

Dramatics 'Stinky Winky Ping Pong Poo'

......Coats on

'I'm a bin man' - Big Daddy Rogers

Shane

How about on the bus down to London?

Chris is on the - Edwin Starr - Backseat, and all the other passengers say - Petals - You cant close (the windows)

Perhaps he will have the last laugh with:- Rags To Riches-Donald (S)Height

Bobby Womack - Homelessness is Where the Fart Is

  ShaneH said:

'I'm a bin man' - Big Daddy Rogers

Shane

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Bum pee, whats left on me - Bobby Hutton

The Pong Man - Tony Clarke

Please Keep Away from Me

Fartbreaker

Dirty Arse

No Wash and Wear Love

Hey Chris You haven't Changed

Ticks Cider bottles and Nits

Please Give Me Some More Pants

Sad I know

  Mace said:

Okay, Chris reckons I've had so few replies to this post because everyone respects him too much...so come on, give the tart a hard time, he can take it...another one to start you off again.....

Down and Out - George Freeman

Mace.

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Here is a picture and i have tried to give you a feel of Alsager, so it was taken in an empty room!

the big issue seller in Sheffield is really annoying. When he annoys me I just say 'look, have you not got a home to go to!'

Shane

Lorraine Chandler - I cant change (my clothes)

Sam & Kitty - I pong something good.

Nomads - Somethings Bad

Billy Butler - Right Guard

Bobby Bland- Poos

Major Lance/Ronnie Mislap - Aint no soles left in these old shoes

Spiral Staircase - Inside, outside loo, upside down

Little Anthony - I'm on the outside loo lookin' in

Otis Redding - Shitty on the dock of the bay.

And my fave track

Rufus Lumley - Pong (i)er than me.

The Smells - Stinkin' About You

At least this proves Chris isnt just in it for the money.

He is already quite effluent.

I'll get me coat.

Gruel Gruel World

That Was Special Brew Talking

Its All Over Me

Something Spew To Do

Special Brew Kinda Woman

A ( Thunder) Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two in the Bus (Shelter)

Only the Strong (Bow ) Survive

Getting Used To The Booze

Sliced Tomatoes (and Carrots)

I'll get my singed greatcoat and dog rope.

Yer mi best mates, yer b*st*rds

  NCSoul said:

Here is a picture and i have tried to give you a feel of Alsager, so it was taken in an empty room!

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This photo does the outfit no justice at all.

It's too dark, so you can't see the straw sticking out from the armholes after you robbed the coat off a scarecrow, and the Big Issue you're holding hides the fieldmouse that was living in a small hole in your belly area.

And then of course, there was the smell...hence the empty room.

No photo captures that, unless you can post up a scratch and sniff!!!

Mace