During a meeting being held to discuss the possibility of Revlon creating a line of cosmetics to be endorsed by Diana Ross, a company spokesman said that he was "certain that she could do quite a bit for the black woman's market of cosmetics." Ross jumped up and stormed out of the meeting. Several minutes later, one of her representatives came back into the room to say that the meeting was over and that "Miss Ross is not black...not in her mind and not in the mind of anyone who works for her."

James Brown's wife tried to get her traffic tickets dismissed because of "diplomatic immunity" in June of 1988. She claimed her husband is the official "ambassador of soul". She lost the case...

Little Stevie is not black and no person on the soul scene thinks he is black..I am just a little off colour after the last weekend...

Miss Ross like Michael Jackson and others are wanting to look a lighter shade,they think darker skin is not cool...I want to look like Paul Weller and not Kenny Lynch..You can't have it all can you...Is there any of you white folk on here who would like to look a little darker,Soulville,Brett,Mike H???If so it also comes with the voice..

There is an instant tanning machine under the counter at the Ducie Bridge..Tan in 2 and half mins..You too can be Ray Pollard,jerry Butler,Ainsley the chef or Trevor Mcdonald..send me you're replys and we can sort it out at the next warm up on Feb 26th...

Marvin Gaye wanted his follow up to sexual healing to be "sanctified pussy" Until his mum told him he wasn't allowed.

  little-stevie said:

Little Stevie is not black and no person on the soul scene thinks he is black..I am just a little off colour after the last weekend...

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I would have said you are more bronzed mate....

  little-stevie said:

Little Stevie is not black and no person on the soul scene thinks he is black..I am just a little off colour after the last weekend...

Miss Ross like Michael Jackson and others are wanting to look a lighter shade,they think darker skin is not cool...I want to look like Paul Weller and not Kenny Lynch..You can't have it all can you...Is there any of you white folk on here who would like to look a little darker,Soulville,Brett,Mike H???If so it also comes with the voice..

There is an instant tanning machine under the counter at the Ducie Bridge..Tan in 2 and half mins..You too can be Ray Pollard,jerry Butler,Ainsley the chef or Trevor Mcdonald..send me you're replys and we can sort it out at the next warm up on Feb 26th...

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Stevie,

Will we be able to dance then ?

Steve

You would be able to dance but that dark skin don't half show up them yellow teeth...Think about it boys and girls...

  little-stevie said:

You would be able to dance but that dark skin don't half show up them yellow teeth...Think about it boys and girls...

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Racial harmony personified

  little-stevie said:

Little Stevie is not black and no person on the soul scene thinks he is black..I am just a little off colour after the last weekend...

Miss Ross like Michael Jackson and others are wanting to look a lighter shade,they think darker skin is not cool...I want to look like Paul Weller and not Kenny Lynch..You can't have it all can you...Is there any of you white folk on here who would like to look a little darker,Soulville,Brett,Mike H???If so it also comes with the voice..

There is an instant tanning machine under the counter at the Ducie Bridge..Tan in 2 and half mins..You too can be Ray Pollard,jerry Butler,Ainsley the chef or Trevor Mcdonald..send me you're replys and we can sort it out at the next warm up on Feb 26th...

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Stevie I have always been proud to be Black

Denzell Washingtrout

  little-stevie said:

Little Stevie is not black and no person on the soul scene thinks he is black..I am just a little off colour after the last weekend...

Miss Ross like Michael Jackson and others are wanting to look a lighter shade,they think darker skin is not cool...I want to look like Paul Weller and not Kenny Lynch..You can't have it all can you...Is there any of you white folk on here who would like to look a little darker,Soulville,Brett,Mike H???If so it also comes with the voice..

There is an instant tanning machine under the counter at the Ducie Bridge..Tan in 2 and half mins..You too can be Ray Pollard,jerry Butler,Ainsley the chef or Trevor Mcdonald..send me you're replys and we can sort it out at the next warm up on Feb 26th...

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I was slightly disapointed you didn't look like Bert Kwouk when I met you Stevie. Although you did jump out at me from the Fridge when I first went to the Ducie. But hey, Kenny Lynch works with the laydeez, you rascal you

  little-stevie said:

There is an instant tanning machine under the counter at the Ducie Bridge..Tan in 2 and half mins..You too can be Ray Pollard,jerry Butler,Ainsley the chef or Trevor Mcdonald..send me you're replys and we can sort it out at the next warm up on Feb 26th...

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Brilliant that will save me a fortune on St Tropez tanning

The irish guy in the commitments said ,IM BLACK AND IM PROUD,well my parents are irish so i must be half black.Which would account for my fabulous rythm on the dance floor,right on brother stevie.

Well if you lot are all turning black, I want to be shrunk, I want to be a borrower if that can be arranged, thankyou in advance

  KarenC said:

Well if you lot are all turning black, I want to be shrunk, I want to be a borrower if that can be arranged, thankyou in advance 

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I'm not turning black i've always been black dear you need your eyes testing

Well even if I wanted to turn black I've got no hope , I can't even turn red on a sunbed let alone brown. Looks like I'll just have to put up with translucent skin :graynone: that develops nasty, itchy bumps when exposed to sunlight!!!!

This is how I look on the beach!

  KarenC said:

Well if you lot are all turning black, I want to be shrunk, I want to be a borrower if that can be arranged, thankyou in advance 

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well if we are turning black and karen is being shrunk, can I be a little taller and have smaller boobs, and maybe look like kate moss, please?

  katep said:

well if we are turning black and karen is being shrunk, can I be a little taller and have smaller boobs, and maybe look like kate moss, please?    

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Kate,

Whats wrong with looking like Kate Moss with BIG boobs ?

  Johnny One Trout said:

I'm not turning black i've always been black dear you need your eyes testing

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And to prove it, here's a picture of him in the Duchay this weekend:

Just before he played a set. That's what I'm talking about.

  katep said:

well if we are turning black and karen is being shrunk, can I be a little taller and have smaller boobs, and maybe look like kate moss, please?    

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i wanted a 'willy' like my black friend at school. He told me to put a few pebbles in a bag and tie it round the end. After a week it had gone black but not any bigger though.

Shane

  KarenC said:

Well if you lot are all turning black, I want to be shrunk, I want to be a borrower if that can be arranged, thankyou in advance 

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Then I will be Sherman Klump !

  ShaneH said:

i wanted a 'willy' like my black friend at school. He told me to put a few pebbles in a bag and tie it round the end. After a week it had gone black but not any bigger though. 

Shane

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Shane,

I honestly swear to God, I KNEW that you would tell that joke. I just knew it.

  BLADEFORLIFE said:

Shane,

I honestly swear to God, I KNEW that you would tell that joke. I just knew it.     

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its the way i tell em mate.

  ShaneH said:

its the way i tell em mate. 

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Hey Hey! The name's Shane Hibbert, and I'm here all week. I thank you.

Edited February 3, 200520 yr by Jamie

  Soulsville said:

Hey Hey! The name's Shane Hibbert, and I'm here all week. I thank you.

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shane higgins aka shenanigans!

Hibbert

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  BLADEFORLIFE said:

Hibbert

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Watch Soccer A.M. on a Saturday morn. All will become clear.

I am quite aware it's Higgins.

Edited February 3, 200520 yr by Jamie

What a dickhead I am. Of course its Higgins. D'oh

Never mind mate !

  Soulsville said:

Watch Soccer A.M. on a Saturday morn. All will become clear. 

I am quite aware it's Higgins. 

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he is way behind that bladeforlife. he is usually badger baiting on saturday morning then selling them in the local pub before going to the match!

  ShaneH said:

he is way behind that bladeforlife. he is usually badger baiting on saturday morning then selling them in the local pub before going to the match! 

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And don't forget Bear Wrestling, Cock Fighting, Goose Rustling, Pheasant Plucking, Horn Swaggling, Deer Racing, Otter Clocking and Duck Splashing.

All very common pastimes round our way. You should get out more

  ShaneH said:

he is way behind that bladeforlife. he is usually badger baiting on saturday morning then selling them in the local pub before going to the match! 

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I actually live in a Derbyshire village just over the border. You should see my local pub.

They arrange trips to Chester Zoo, and I'm the only one who doesn't get a h*rd on

I have just seen a distressed swan floating upside down in the River Don from my office window. I have been looking for the phone number for the RSPCA with no joy. Therefore I called 118118 and asked for the phone number for the RSPCA....this young lad in Lahore, India asked me to spell it?????

Turned out it was a white plastic patio chair afterall so they were not needed!

Shane

  ShaneH said:

I have just seen a distressed swan floating upside down in the River Don from my office window. I have been looking for the phone number for the RSPCA with no joy. Therefore I called 118118 and asked for the phone number for the RSPCA....this young lad in Lahore, India asked me to spell it?????

Turned out it was a white plastic patio chair afterall so they were not needed! 

Shane

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It wasn't me. A Goose maybe, but I leave Swans well alone....

  BLADEFORLIFE said:

Kate,

Whats wrong with looking like Kate Moss with BIG boobs ?

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  Soulsville said:

Watch Soccer A.M. on a Saturday morn. All will become clear. 

I am quite aware it's Higgins. 

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excellent bounebackability there Jamie

  BLADEFORLIFE said:

Kate,

Whats wrong with looking like Kate Moss with BIG boobs ?

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lots of things wrong if you are a bloke!

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excellent bounebackability there Jamie

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I am not alone. Thank you Winnie.

I sending that into Tim & Helen.

  ShaneH said:

I have just seen a distressed swan floating upside down in the River Don from my office window. I have been looking for the phone number for the RSPCA with no joy. Therefore I called 118118 and asked for the phone number for the RSPCA....this young lad in Lahore, India asked me to spell it?????

Turned out it was a white plastic patio chair afterall so they were not needed! 

Shane

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FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION SWANS, AS I CAME OUT OF A QUARRY IN BUXTON TODAY THE LADS WERE SITTING DOWN TO A SWAN ROAST!!!!!!!!!

  ShaneH said:

I have just seen a distressed swan floating upside down in the River Don from my office window. I have been looking for the phone number for the RSPCA with no joy. Therefore I called 118118 and asked for the phone number for the RSPCA....this young lad in Lahore, India asked me to spell it?????

Turned out it was a white plastic patio chair afterall so they were not needed! 

Shane

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FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION SWANS, AS I CAME OUT OF A QUARRY IN BUXTON TODAY THE LADS WERE SITTING DOWN TO A SWAN ROAST!!!!!!!!!

  ShaneH said:

I have just seen a distressed swan floating upside down in the River Don from my office window. I have been looking for the phone number for the RSPCA with no joy. Therefore I called 118118 and asked for the phone number for the RSPCA....this young lad in Lahore, India asked me to spell it?????

Turned out it was a white plastic patio chair afterall so they were not needed! 

Shane

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FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION SWANS, AS I CAME OUT OF A QUARRY IN BUXTON TODAY THE LADS WERE SITTING DOWN TO A SWAN ROAST!!!!!!!!!