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[Guest]

Whilst at Skegness yesterday , The subject of Dave Raistrick diversifying into the catering business came into conversation , and following it , what we felt he should put on the menu for the customers .......

I will start off with the following ......

Ernie K Doenuts

Crackling Up Over You

Girl ( Why Do You Wanna Make Me Blueberry Muffins )

Tuna Up

Bobby Mutton Vindaloo

Human Beans On Toast

What About The Moussaka

Take Away The Panini Stain

Souper Time

My Ketchup Is You

The Burger They Are

Cod You're Mine

My Heart French Fries For You

Agent OO - Sole

Detroit Milk Shakers

Bar - B - Q - Sauce

Hot Dog Around The World

Eggs Over Easy Baby

When He Calls Me Baby Carrots

Haddocks Away My Boy

Potato Me In Your Pocket

Get Trout

Let The Good Times Bread Roll

Let Me Be Your Full Time Gravy

Walkin' The Crispy Duck

Manipesto

This Gateaus To Me

Last Minute Mackeral

The Girl Across The Streaky Bacon

Love Slipped Thru My Fish Fingers

I will have to / must get out more .....

Malc Burton

Edited April 1, 2007 by Malc Burton

[Guest]

Malcom - I hope I'm never stuck in a lift with you....

but only because I'd wet myself laughing after a short while

xx

[Guest]

"frying over you",duke a (bit) brown-er???

"stop overcooking me",the cairos...

"a grouse for sale",millie jackson...

"no one else can cake your place",inspirations..

"so is the bun",world column...

"hide nor hare",earl grant...

"my heart frys for you",porgy+m...

"im so bappy",prince phiilip mitchell...

"you dont bean it",towanda barnes...

"under my crumb",wayne gibson...

"ill always knead you",dean courtney...

"i just cant peas you",jimmy robins...

if you are a greedy female you could be a "trough girl",bill arnell...

and to eat all this food you will need a "gob-opening",del-larks...

"rat-rice",r/bros band...

"no one can take your plaice",inspirations...(again!!)

"curry dont linger",er not sure of the artist???...

and for a nice pint of real-ale with you nosh,"if you cask me",j williams...