45,s And Pies Dont Mix

[Iancsloft]

Sold a couple of 45,s last nite to Jacko he came round to mine dinner time

to pick them up , i had just got back from the pie shop with two meat & prayter pies

just started to eat them when Jacko knocked on the door put them down while i got the door

walked back into living room there was Ted the Staffy dog with brown sauce n pie around his chops

bastard had eatin mi dinner

[Sean Hampsey]

Hot Dog for tea then!

[Iancsloft]

Hot Dog for tea then!

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Na the bloody thing has got teeth like a great white shark

[pikeys dog]

Dogs arses and boots go together well though.

[Iancsloft]

Dogs arses and boots go together well though.

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Aye aye capt but boots n razor sharp nashers dont

[pikeys dog]

Scared of your own mutt?

What are yer a man or a mouse?

[Codfromderby]

i used to have a doberman labrador cross (doberdor), i taught him to pick up the paper / post when it came through the door and bring it to me, some times he brought it some times he didnt, this i thought was quite amusing and cute, until however i had to chase him round the garden and some local streets trying to get bobby hutton "come see" which had arrived through the post and he,d decided to take it walkies, it took me ages to get it out of his smelly gnashers ,luckily the packaging saved it