Following on from the Shreddies thread! Forgetting others have been used in the past whether overtly or covertly lets have what you think a tune matches a advertised product or service and who on the scene would be the best person to be in the ad and I don't care if its distasteful ( Je Suis Charlie)

 

Ill start with- Durex - Easy Baby - by the Adventurers ( Ian Levine- Sorry Ian)

 

Right its your turn

Durex again - how to make a sad man glad. 

OK, not Northern, but sticking to Durex.....

Funkadelic-Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On..

Same theme (maybe for viagra) rufus lumley- i'm standing

face book theme.   "I  LIKE everything about you" the temptations

 

lambretta scooters  "pushin & pullin"     the love masters

 

Man bags                 "papa s got a brand new bag"   james brown

 

cold & flu tablets.     "lady in green"     the magnetics

 

Dating agency          "something new to do"  bobby sheen

 

Dating agency          "the pieces of my broken heart" Gladys knight

 

Ladbrookes               "I don't like to loose"      cecil                               

Edited January 14, 201510 yr by turntableterra

Clarks ( or Timpson's) - Ain't no sole left in these old shoes

Edited January 14, 201510 yr by Gogs

Hearing Aids    What    Judy Street

Toilet air fresheners   J.J. Barnes  Real Humdinger

THOMPSONS HOLIDAYS----BREAK--AWAY

How about Cool Off or Cool Aid for a soft drink ad? 

Dx

Your local dealer      Gonna fix you good    Little Antony 

Coop Funerals         Shes gone                  Hamilton Movement 

Viagra - Spyder Turner - "i can't make it anymore"

Vaseline - Parliament - If It Don't Fit Don't Force It 

preparation h

tony middleton - paris blues - Samaritans 

Charlie Hebdo      -    Bettye Swann -     Tell It Like It Is

Relate (the marriage guidance councillors): Don Covay - Somebody’s Been Enjoying My Home

party political broadcast-james lewis-manifesto

open university-soul set-will you ever learn

cosmetic surgery=you want to change me

david cameron-the snake

Buscopan  Rita and the Tiaras, Gone with the Wind is My Love.

Flash/cif/mr.sheen etc. Betty wright -clean up woman. (Is that pc) lol.

Kleenex - Catch that Teardrop - The 5 Royales

Shredded Wheat - Look What You've Done to my Heart, Shirley and the Shirelles

Vaseline Intensive Care - It's All Over Me, Otis Blackwell

Virgin Trains - When We Get There, Paul Anka

The AA - I'm on My Way, Dean Parrish

Royal Mail - Heaven must have Sent You - The Elgins

British Gas - Heatwave, Martha and the Vandellas

Claims Direct - I've Been Hurt, Guy Darrell

Imodium - Here I Go Again, Archie Bell and the Drells

Network Rail - The Right Track, Billy Butler

Ambre Solare - You've been away,  Rubin

Nike - She'll Come Running Back, Mel Britt

Music Magpie - Cashin' In, Voices of East Harlem

Mothercare - Nothings Too Good for my Baby, Stevie Wonder

Tesco - Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie, Jay and the Techniques

Specsavers - Come See About Me, Diana Ross and the Supremes

 

.....and over to someone else......!

Bet 365              George blackwell 'Mister loser'

green flag          Max infinity         ' you got me going'

papworth hos    Johnny dean          don't disconnect my heart'

DUREX  -  LUCKY DAVIS  -  ITS NOT WHERE YOU START 9 ITS WHERE YOU FINISH

 

VIAGRA -  JO  ARMSTEAD  - I FEEL AN URGE COMING ON

 

ALZHEIMER'S  SOCIETY  - MARKE  JACKSON -   I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU

No More Nails - Stick by me Baby - The Salvadors

National Lottery - Can You Win - Charlene and the Soul Serenaders

Age Concern - My Lonely Feeling - Milton James

Standard Fireworks - Blowing my Mind to Pieces - Bob Relf

And another one!

 

Lynx "Man Spray" - Girls are Out To Get You - The Fascinations

Marmite - One Man's Poison

Nurofen Extra - I Don't Need No Doctor - Ray Charles

Cadbury's Dairy Milk - All I do, is Think About You - Tammi Terrell

Schwartz - Variety is the Spice of Life - Greg Perry

The RAC - Rescue Me - Fontella Bass

The Royal Bank of Scotland - You Don't Know Where your Interest Lies - Dana Valery

Weight Watchers - Sure is a Lot of Woman - Isley Bros.

Regatta Outdoorwear - Stormy - Diana Ross and the Supremes

Lemsip - Chills and Fever - Ronnie Love

McDonalds - Sugar Dumpling - Sam Cooke

Costa - Burnt Toast and Black Coffee - Mike Pedicin

Max Factor - Pretty Baby - The Primettes

BUPA Health Screening - I Just Want to Know - The Delacardos

Satsuma Loans - A Little Bit of Something is Worth a Whole Lot of Nothing - Little Richard

H Samuel - What's That on your Finger - Kenny Carter

Travel Lodge - I'm Gonna Stay - Mary Wells

Miracle Gro - He Who Picks a Rose - Jimmy Ruffin

Wonga - I'm in a World of Trouble - Sweet Things

Aldi - Getting Mighty Crowded - Betty Everett

National Savings and Investments - Don't Let Me Down - Fred Hughes

 

Gotta get a life!

Not an advert but a

Public information film for Chlamydia - Lee Andrews - I've had it

Green Flag - Keep on Pushing Love - Al Green

Sennacot - Going through the Motions - Al Wilson

Kodak - These Memories - Almetta Lattimore

Nescafe Gold Blend - Loving you is Mellow - The Aristocrats

News of the World - I Just Can't Break The News - Ben E King

Royal Caribbean - Smooth Sailing - Ben E King

Canestan Duo - Unlucky Girl - Betty Everett

Fed Ex - Taking it too Far - Big Brooklyn Red

Victoria's Secret - Romantic Number - Billy Griffin

Marks and Spencer - Same Old Thing - The Olympics

Safestyle UK - I Can't Believe What you Say - Ike and Tina Turner

Porsche - As Long as I've got You - The Charmels

Clear Blue Pregnancy Tester - Welcome to the Club - Blue Magic

First Choice Holidays - First Choice - First Choice!!

Early Learning - Gonna Pick up my Toys - The Devonnes

The Bath Store - At the Top of the Stairs

Levis - Genie - The Masqueraders

Lucozade Energy Drink - I'm Not Strong Enough - The Four Perfections

B & Q - Hook it Up - Choice Four

Karcher Power Washer - Clean Up the Ghetto - Philadelphia All Stars

Fitness First - Breaking Training - Larry Brown

Subway - Sliced Tomatoes - Just Bros.

Head and Shoulders - Head and Shoulders - Patti Young

Pontins - Bring the Family Back - Billy Paul

Moving Works - House for Sale - Millie Jackson

Strepsils - I Just Can't Speak - Jimmy Bo Horne

Nesquik - Whole Lot of Shaking Going on - Miracles

Vanish - Take Away the Pain Stain - Patti Austin

Bensons for Beds - Bed you Down - Kashif

Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles - Make it Last - EDEE

Typhoo -Be There in the Morning - Renee Geyer

Nice N Easy Hair Colour - Nice and Easy - Barbara Lynn

Dulux - Paint Yourself in a Corner - The Classic Sullivans

Nivea - Wear it on our Face - The Dells

King of Shaves -Soothe Me - Sam and Dave

HM Customs and Excise Self Assessment - Hand It Over - Chuck Jackson

Crayola - Coloured Man - Teddy Van

Volvic - Down by the Waterhole - Ramsey Lewis

Benson & Hedges - I Can't Give You Up - Smoove

Chester Zoo - Afternoon of the Rhino - Mike Post Coalition

 

 

Love slips through my fingers ..................K Y Jelly . 

Surprised no one mentioned this

James Brown - The Boss

  On 13/01/2015 at 22:55, Mick Boyle said:

Durex again - how to make a sad man glad. 

'Tip On In' by Slim Harpo for Durex - or indeed Midnight Johnny and Johnny Vanelli for Viagra

Edited January 17, 201510 yr by DaveNPete

Sennakot-Marion Sodd-Permanent Vacation Divorce lawyers-Eddie Parker-I'm Gone. British Rail-Don Thomas-Come On Train Nytol-Changin Scene-When The City Sleeps X Factor-Sammy Ambrose-Welcome To Dreamsville!!!

  On 14/01/2015 at 01:19, gogs said:

Clarks ( or Timpson's) - Ain't no sole left in these old shoes

   

  On 16/01/2015 at 22:49, flamingemeralds said:

Green Flag - Keep on Pushing Love - Al Green

Sennacot - Going through the Motions - Al Wilson

Kodak - These Memories - Almetta Lattimore

Nescafe Gold Blend - Loving you is Mellow - The Aristocrats

News of the World - I Just Can't Break The News - Ben E King

Royal Caribbean - Smooth Sailing - Ben E King

Canestan Duo - Unlucky Girl - Betty Everett

Fed Ex - Taking it too Far - Big Brooklyn Red

Victoria's Secret - Romantic Number - Billy Griffin

Marks and Spencer - Same Old Thing - The Olympics

Safestyle UK - I Can't Believe What you Say - Ike and Tina Turner

Porsche - As Long as I've got You - The Charmels

Clear Blue Pregnancy Tester - Welcome to the Club - Blue Magic

First Choice Holidays - First Choice - First Choice!!

Early Learning - Gonna Pick up my Toys - The Devonnes

The Bath Store - At the Top of the Stairs

Levis - Genie - The Masqueraders

Lucozade Energy Drink - I'm Not Strong Enough - The Four Perfections

B & Q - Hook it Up - Choice Four

Karcher Power Washer - Clean Up the Ghetto - Philadelphia All Stars

Fitness First - Breaking Training - Larry Brown

Subway - Sliced Tomatoes - Just Bros.

Head and Shoulders - Head and Shoulders - Patti Young

Pontins - Bring the Family Back - Billy Paul

Moving Works - House for Sale - Millie Jackson

Strepsils - I Just Can't Speak - Jimmy Bo Horne

Nesquik - Whole Lot of Shaking Going on - Miracles

Vanish - Take Away the Pain Stain - Patti Austin

Bensons for Beds - Bed you Down - Kashif

Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles - Make it Last - EDEE

Typhoo -Be There in the Morning - Renee Geyer

Nice N Easy Hair Colour - Nice and Easy - Barbara Lynn

Dulux - Paint Yourself in a Corner - The Classic Sullivans

Nivea - Wear it on our Face - The Dells

King of Shaves -Soothe Me - Sam and Dave

HM Customs and Excise Self Assessment - Hand It Over - Chuck Jackson

Crayola - Coloured Man - Teddy Van

Volvic - Down by the Waterhole - Ramsey Lewis

Benson & Hedges - I Can't Give You Up - Smoove

Chester Zoo - Afternoon of the Rhino - Mike Post Coalition

 

 

Some good ones there   

    Ann Summers - She's got that vibe ... R. Kelly  

 

.

Edited January 22, 201510 yr by OW31

Viagra again = up hard

                       = solid as a rock

karma sutra  =so many ways

James Lewis & The Case of time - Shop at Tesco

The Immigration Office   Don't Let The Door Hit Your Back - Cashmeres

SSAFA                              Don't Turn Your Back On Me - Jack Montgomery

The Makaton Charity       You Didn't Say A Word - Yvonne Baker

The Salvation Army          Looking For You - Garnet Mimms

 

a couple to make people chuckle maybe

Amnesty International   Just Say You're Wanted - Gwen Owens

Pontins Holidays            Seven Days Is Too Long - Chuck Wood

TomTom GPS                 Walking Up A One Way Street - Willie Tee

Amjad Bashir             Just A Little Misunderstanding - Contours

Sir John Chilcott       Have More Time                      - Marvin Smith

Jose Marinho             I Don't Like To Lose                  -The Group feat. Cecil Washington

The Sun (Page 3)       Looking For A Woman              - Brooks Brothers

Greece                       Money (That's What I Want)     - Barrett Strong

Tesco Chief Exec.       Man Of Value                           - Tyrone Barkley

Tony Blair                  Naughty Boy                             - Jackie Day

David Cameron         Nothing But Blue Skies             - Jackie Wilson

Bradford City             One Wonderful Moment          - Shakers

Rev Libby Lane          Watch Out Girl                         - Invitations

Edited January 26, 201510 yr by the Happy Hooker

tampax   lou pride  i'm coming on in  the morning

UKIP - Send Him Back - Pointer Sisters

Germalene - A little bit hurt = Julian covey

Relate - Cant we talk this over = Larry Allen

B&Q - I didn't know how to = Constellations

Co-op Funerals - Dearly beloved =Jack Montgomery

UKIP - Nothing else to say = Incredibles

Adidas - You get your kicks = Mitch Ryder

Match.com - Let love come between us = James & Bobby Purify

Nigel Farage - In My Lonely Room - Martha Reeves.

The Ramblers Association   I'll Just Walk Away  -  Delilah Moore

Specsavers                           Bright Lights           -  Delilah Kennebruew

  On 14/01/2015 at 01:17, turntableterra said:

face book theme.   "I  LIKE everything about you" the temptations

 

lambretta scooters  "pushin & pullin"     the love masters

 

Man bags                 "papa s got a brand new bag"   james brown

 

cold & flu tablets.     "lady in green"     the magnetics

 

Dating agency          "something new to do"  bobby sheen

 

Dating agency          "the pieces of my broken heart" Gladys knight

 

Ladbrookes               "I don't like to loose"      cecil                               

 

  Dating agency   

  On 26/01/2015 at 17:56, the Happy Hooker said:

Amjad Bashir             Just A Little Misunderstanding - Contours

Sir John Chilcott       Have More Time                      - Marvin Smith

Jose Marinho             I Don't Like To Lose                  -The Group feat. Cecil Washington

The Sun (Page 3)       Looking For A Woman              - Brooks Brothers

Greece                       Money (That's What I Want)     - Barrett Strong

Tesco Chief Exec.       Man Of Value                           - Tyrone Barkley

Tony Blair                  Naughty Boy                             - Jackie Day

David Cameron         Nothing But Blue Skies             - Jackie Wilson

Bradford City             One Wonderful Moment          - Shakers

Rev Libby Lane          Watch Out Girl                         - Invitations

Wow!  Who would have guessed that a record that I discovered in 1966, and bought for a nickel in a South Central L.A. Goodwill Store, and was given to Rod Shard to break in The UK first debuted there in 1980, would eventually be in a commercial making fun of that nation's prime minister?  And, although I never met Johnny Cochran, I've met O.J. Simpson, (a celebrity he defended).  What a small World it is!

In USA (the land of Soul music, were lucky if we hear a Supremes' song on a commercial, and in The UK, unrelesed and unpressed recordings by The Cashmeres, and virtually unreleased cuts by Gwen Owens and Rita and The Tiaras, ad infinitum, are played as Muzak, and used on TV commercials.  What a bizarre world!

My Baby's Got PMT - (any number of products, inc Tampons I guess, or Chris Huhne on his wife maybe?

 

Touch of Penis - Sandy Wynns - (product wise, you guessed it, but could be a number of people in the public eye, Clinton would be a good one, even now...

 

mal.C

Edited January 27, 201510 yr by Mal C

  On 27/01/2015 at 02:49, RobbK said:

In USA (the land of Soul music, were lucky if we hear a Supremes' song on a commercial, and in The UK, unrelesed and unpressed recordings by The Cashmeres, and virtually unreleased cuts by Gwen Owens and Rita and The Tiaras, ad infinitum, are played as Muzak, and used on TV commercials.  What a bizarre world!

do they really not license soul music for commercials over there Rodd, somebody is missing a trick...Do you remember that Levis 501 ad from the eighties, did that cross over to the States I wonder? the one with Ben E King - Stand by me..

  On 27/01/2015 at 07:03, Mal C said:

do they really not license soul music for commercials over there Rodd, somebody is missing a trick...Do you remember that Levis 501 ad from the eighties, did that cross over to the States I wonder? the one with Ben E King - Stand by me..

They have Soul music used on commercials -just not RARE Soul (that never made it to the radio during its initial sales run.  They only use songs that were monster hits.  "Stand by Me" was a mega hit.  They've never used unreleased cuts and songs like "Just Say You're Wanted and Needed" by Gwen Owens, and songs off acetates that were never released like The Cashmeres on HEM.  They mean nothing to the average American.  But then, I never thought that Northern  Soul would be recognised by mainstream Britain.

I understand... I guess its down to the Uk's connection to Youth Cults thats the reason for the use of tracks like that, were obviously not the only place to have big youth scenes, but it's always been passed on like a baton in this country, each generation adding its own sounds...