Tracking Down Artists

[Guest ShaneH]

anyone got any interesting stories?

always good to read

Shane

[Guest Dan]

i found that vincent van gogh working in a chippy in hull. vincent, vincent, always with the f***ing sunflowers.

[Guest Bearsoul]

i found that vincent van gogh working in a chippy in hull. vincent, vincent, always with the f***ing sunflowers.

WAS HE CRUSHING THEM TO MAKE OIL FOR THE FRYER

[pikeys dog]

I find a 12 bore is adequate for your run of the mill artists, but if hunting one the size of Aretha, then an Elephant gun is recommended.

[Guest Dan]

actually shane, now you mention it, i find down artists are the easiest ones to track.

that ray pollard, you could hear his snivelling a mile off.

i'm just a ... sob.. drifter...i go from place to ...snuffle ..place

bang!

thankyou very much, another one for the study wall.

[Guest woolie mark]

anyone got any interesting stories?

always good to read

Shane

tracy emin's solicitor has told me he's gonna take out a restraining order if i don't stop following her around

[Guest Dan]

tracy emin's solicitor has told me he's gonna take out a restraining order if i don't stop following her around

no this thread's about artists, mark. you want the 'tracking down grubby, ugly, self-important, no talent tarts' thread

[Guest ShaneH]

any good stories out there then?

come on Tony Rounce you must have one or two?

Ady?

i think the site needs some quality soul related stuff considering all the crap in recent weeks.

over to you

Shane

[Mandy]

I tracked down Gladys Knight to the Lowrie Hotel last Wednesday, before seeing her at the Manchester Apollo, but her big bouncer wouldn't let me see her cos she was asleep!!!

Does that count