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Sometimes, you hear some mad lyrics, and you just have to laugh.

Example of one I've just been listening to, BIG DADDY ROGERS, I'M A BIG MAN (MIDAS).

'I'm gonna take you to the woodshed, & drop a couple of planks on you'.

Great record, but what's all that about then?

Any more, anyone?

Just a bit of fun.

 

Aid.

 

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From the Exciters--(Blowing Up My Mind), the classic lyric

 

"It's almost like eating peas by the pound,then wrapping up in adhesive tape from the waist down"

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Guest in town Mikey
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There's a button on the left and one on the riiiiight.

The one in the middle says we're having bad luck.

We're running out of gas and our landing gear is stuck.

 

The Aeroplane song. Arguably the worst record ever played at a Northern Soul allnighter.

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From the Exciters--(Blowing Up My Mind), the classic lyric

 

"It's almost like eating peas by the pound,then wrapping up in adhesive tape from the waist down"

 

Isn' it "Eating beans by the pound" ? and thereby blowing up?

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Isn' it "Eating beans by the pound" ? and thereby blowing up?

 

 

 

Could be mate always thought it was Peas but a pound of either would create the same Blow up i think :ohmy:

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Sometimes, you hear some mad lyrics, and you just have to laugh.

Example of one I've just been listening to, BIG DADDY ROGERS, I'M A BIG MAN (MIDAS).

'I'm gonna take you to the woodshed, & drop a couple of planks on you'.

Great record, but what's all that about then?

Any more, anyone?

Just a bit of fun.

 I'm A Big Man is surely a reference to his size in the trouser department! "I'm a big man and I'm hard for my baby", "I got a lot of meat and I'm hard to beat cos I'm a big man" "She's got a sweet tooth and she loves my jelly roll". So he plans on taking her to the woodshed and treating her to a coupla' planksworth of his wood.

Aid.

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What about George Clinton's Heart Trouble, thinking he had a leak from the sink, calling the plumber to be told it was tears from his eyes!!  Something like that, I recall. Nuts but brill.

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I dont need no woman to help me starve to death I can do that all by myself .

Ive got a little volcano about to erupt more than enough to fill your loving cup .


Guest Garry Huxley
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All of "compared to what"

Never understood a word of it

Yeah "TIRED OLD LADYS KISSING DOGS" ???

What was that track we used to sing (changing the lyrics) to Bombers and green and clears.

Just rememberd = Prove yourself a lady So funny at the time or was it a bad influence on

a north shroppie lad from the Aldershot collective, You know who you are !

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Sometimes, you hear some mad lyrics, and you just have to laugh.

Example of one I've just been listening to, BIG DADDY ROGERS, I'M A BIG MAN (MIDAS).

'I'm gonna take you to the woodshed, & drop a couple of planks on you'.

Great record, but what's all that about then?

 

He was singing about his johnson..

 

I want to know what the Tends were on about with 'Not too old to cry' - "I'm a kid no more and this ????..."

 

Where's Simon T when you need him?  :g:

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He was singing about his johnson..

 

I want to know what the TRends were on about with 'Not too old to cry' - "I'm a kid no more and this ????..."

 

Where's Simon T when you need him?  :g:

I'm a kid no more and this I fully realise ever since I left my loving mother's side

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Guest uroffal
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... the other day I saw him kicking a cat, I walked up to him and said "What did you gain by that?" Kenard on Dore

:D

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What is that record about a pimp who wants to get his money? Cant remember the name of it but it is deffo crazy but cool lyrics! :glare:

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What is that record about a pimp who wants to get his money? Cant remember the name of it but it is deffo crazy but cool lyrics! :glare:

Skullsnaps "I'm your pimp" GSF immediately springs to mind, absolutely brilliant record, as "black" as coal

 

Kev

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Square as a pool table and twice as green.

Aaron Neville - Hard nut to crack.

 

You couldnt part us with a tommy gun.

Magnificent Seven - Never will i make my baby cry.

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Skullsnaps "I'm your pimp" GSF immediately springs to mind, absolutely brilliant record, as "black" as coal

 

Kev

 

It is not that record Kev but I like it and sounds like it has crazy lyrics too!

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Roy Handy -- Baby that's a groove is littered with strange lyrics "We picked up a bag of fish and chips, and baby thats a groove"

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Roy Handy -- Baby that's a groove is littered with strange lyrics "We picked up a bag of fish and chips, and baby thats a groove"

 

 I thought we only ate fish "n" Chips in England?!  :D

Guest Dave Turner
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Both Oscar Irvin and L.J. Reynolds "Let One Hurt Do"

 

"To find you don't love me is like being hit by an automobile"


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What about the Greg Perry It Takes Heart - where he sings the bit about "You can move a car". Not necessarily crazy - just crap! Couldn't think of anything else to rhyme.

 

Great record though.

 

Peter

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What about the Greg Perry It Takes Heart - where he sings the bit about "You can move a car". Not necessarily crazy - just crap! Couldn't think of anything else to rhyme.

 

Great record though.

 

Peter

 

 

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Joe Douglas - 'Toss off and shout as loud as you can'.. Crazy Things!

 

Ruby Andrews - Just loving you, near the end of the song, Rube can definitely be heard to sing "such a tit head" - no question! :lol:

 

2 mins 18 secs ...

 

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Just been listening to "mix it up" - the stridells.......................strange indeed!

 

"I'm like a good old fashioned tapioca pudding.......your like a doughnut, a lip smackin' appetising doughnut!"

 

.....food for thought ?

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Joe Douglas - 'Toss off and shout as loud as you can'.. Crazy Things!

 

Ruby Andrews - Just loving you, near the end of the song, Rube can definitely be heard to sing "such a tit head" - no question! :lol:

 

2 mins 18 secs ...

 

Hello Simsy ,I think if you  listen to em again you'll find Joe Douglas sings " Talk soft and shout as loud as I can"  .... Whilst Ruby Andrews sings @2.14  "I'm satisfied" then @ 2.18 " So contented".  But I'm sure whenever these two are played in future it will be your revised lyrics that I hear! 
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Guest CARL D
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...all my friends are gonna be there...heartache brings blues,misery always comes, with memories of you.......and 'damn that cheatin' b*tch' gatecrashes with 'and he was s'posed to be my best mate too'.....!:-|

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From one, if not THE best northern soul record of all time!......I still get goosebumps every time I hear this one!!!!!

"Before you tax that van and walk right outa my life.....ive got a story to tell and maybe you`ll think twice, i`m a man honey.....strong are my knee`s" 

https://youtu.be/jwsZDC9iMiA

And at exactly 22 seconds how did that bum note get in?????

 

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You gotta bring my coffee in the morning,,, bring my slippers to me at night  :ohmy:  :facepalm:

 

How sexist is that!!!  :no:

 

J.T Parker - If you gotta hold on

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All of "compared to what"

Never understood a word of it

Wasn't it a mid 60's protest song ?

Don't understand the "old king tut" line ???

Like dancing to it though ;)

Guest Glynn Jones
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From one, if not THE best northern soul record of all time!......I still get goosebumps every time I hear this one!!!!!

"Before you tax that van and walk right outa my life.....ive got a story to tell and maybe you`ll think twice, i`m a man honey.....strong are my knee`s" 

And at exactly 22 seconds how did that bum note get in?????

That's just your old ears, mate. lol

"Before you attract that man... ".

"Strong are my needs.".

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That's just your old ears, mate. lol

"Before you attract that man... ".

"Strong are my needs.".

:rofl:  :rofl::thumbup:  

mate, I think it's "Before you pack that bag..."

and, "Strong I might be..."

 

but I'll be singing your's/ Glynn's variations every time I hear it from now on!  :lol:

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Not exactly on topic but the best 'eyebrow raising' lyric must come at the end of Jackie Wilsons 'I've Lost You' - comes at the end of the record as song: "I'm gonna kiss you in the morning where the sun don't shine" or at least that's what I've always heard it as. Top man!

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mate, I think it's "Before you pack that bag..."

and, "Strong I might be..."

 

but I'll be singing your's/ Glynn's variations every time I hear it from now on!  :lol:

Yep. "Before you pack that bag and walk right out of my life"

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