Garethx Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) I've been thinking about the "What Would Jesus Do" movement in the states and wondering how those principles might be applied to the soul scene. If he were a collector would he stick to originals only, or buy the odd cheeky pressing of a sound he really liked. If he deejayed would he think it acceptable to play from CDs (for the right crowd)? If he were a promoter, what kind of do would he put on? The best in newies, thinking man's oldies, a bit of crossover and a smattering of R&B possibly? What would his views be on the subject of smoking at venues? And would he cast the record dealers out of the soul night/allnighter? Your thoughts please... Edited January 25, 2006 by garethx
Paul R Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Would his favoutite record be Barefootin' or I'll Forgive & Forget? I think he would prefer the Carpenters. Paul
Guest lolmil Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Would his favoutite record be Barefootin' or I'll Forgive & Forget? I think he would prefer the Carpenters. Paul very good!!
Guest Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 very good!! bet he would own a copy of 'Amen' The Impressions! Cheers Paddy
Winnie :-) Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I've been thinking about the "What Would Jesus Do" movement in the states and thinking how those principles might be applied to the soul scene. If he were a collector would he stick to originals only, or buy the odd cheeky pressing of a sound he really liked. If he deejayed would he think it acceptable to play from CDs (for the right crowd)? If he were a promoter, what kind of do would he put on? The best in newies, thinking man's oldies, a bit of crossover and a smattering of R&B possibly? What would his views be on the subject of smoking at venues? And would he cast the record dealers out of the soul night/allnighter? Your thoughts please... ========== Not sure he'd sit comfortably with anything to do with X over, too many memories. If he were playing to the 5000 suppose he may have 2 CDs and 5 originals. The one I wonder about? Would he change water into wh*zz Winnie:-)
Guest Stuart T Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I've been thinking about the "What Would Jesus Do" movement in the states and thinking how those principles might be applied to the soul scene. If he were a collector would he stick to originals only, or buy the odd cheeky pressing of a sound he really liked. If he deejayed would he think it acceptable to play from CDs (for the right crowd)? If he were a promoter, what kind of do would he put on? The best in newies, thinking man's oldies, a bit of crossover and a smattering of R&B possibly? What would his views be on the subject of smoking at venues? And would he cast the record dealers out of the soul night/allnighter? Your thoughts please... Marvellous questions. I have consulted with the Archbishop of Canterbury's office and they were positive that there is a consensus between all denominations that Jesus would only play 6Ts newies on original vinyl issue (if there was one) and if He came across a DJ playing the same boring "I know its crap but it gets the crowd dancing" stuff as everyone else He would perform a miracle and turn the contents of their record boxes into previoulsy unissued acetate only tracks and see to it that they were good (or was that bit His dad?). Not sure about dealers but those who DJ off CD or reissues would be cast out into the darkness apparently. He would also insist on membership cards. Anyone says different is a heretic and wil be consumed by the flames of damnation. Eternally. If that is possible.
Winnie :-) Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Marvellous questions. I have consulted with the Archbishop of Canterbury's office and they were positive that there is a consensus between all denominations that Jesus would only play 6Ts newies on original vinyl issue (if there was one) and if He came across a DJ playing the same boring "I know its crap but it gets the crowd dancing" stuff as everyone else He would perform a miracle and turn the contents of their record boxes into previoulsy unissued acetate only tracks and see to it that they were good (or was that bit His dad?). Not sure about dealers but those who DJ off CD or reissues would be cast out into the darkness apparently. He would also insist on membership cards. Anyone says different is a heretic and wil be consumed by the flames of damnation. Eternally. If that is possible. ============= Have you been reading Dante's Inferno again?
Guest James Trouble Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) He wouldn't do anything, he would just sit around watching everyone else fight over it, like he does with everything else. Ooooh, the things I've got to say to that %^$$%&&^ when I meet him. Edited January 25, 2006 by James Trouble
Winsford Soul Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I've been thinking about the "What Would Jesus Do" movement in the states and wondering how those principles might be applied to the soul scene. If he were a collector would he stick to originals only, or buy the odd cheeky pressing of a sound he really liked. If he deejayed would he think it acceptable to play from CDs (for the right crowd)? If he were a promoter, what kind of do would he put on? The best in newies, thinking man's oldies, a bit of crossover and a smattering of R&B possibly? What would his views be on the subject of smoking at venues? And would he cast the record dealers out of the soul night/allnighter? Your thoughts please... Oh God, Please deliver me from all temptation from buying bootlegs, pressings and please God may all my allnighters be heavenly ones, May i be Heavenly Blocked ( not Nige ). Steve
Winnie :-) Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 He wouldn't do anything, he would just sit around watching everyone else fight over it, like he does with everything else. Ooooh, the things I've got to say to that %^$$%&&^ when I meet him. ============== Yeah I'd have a few questions and theories to put to him as well, but I'd best not air them on here, don't fancy being hit over the head by Charlton Heston with the ten commandments Winnie:-)
Guest Stuart T Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 ============= Have you been reading Dante's Inferno again? Is that the one that describes purgatory as "Y2K heavy beats mixed by da kru for da punters delite"? He wouldn't do anything, he would just sit around watching everyone else fight over it, like he does with everything else. Ooooh, the things I've got to say to that %^$$%&&^ when I meet him. Too right mate.
Guest Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I think he would just play all my favourite song's because he loves me the most
Guest Stuart T Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I think he would just play all my favourite song's because he loves me the most I'm sure he'd make you wash his feet with your hair and stop you getting stoned. Jesus probably hasn't got anything by Meatloaf anyway.
Reg Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 He wouldn't do anything, he would just sit around watching everyone else fight over it, like he does with everything else. Ooooh, the things I've got to say to that %^$$%&&^ when I meet him. Hey doesn't look like you'll be meeting him after that comment Think he'd like this one
Guest Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 How about 'if I had a hammer il'd smash up all the disco records'
Guest James Trouble Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Hey doesn't look like you'll be meeting him after that comment Think he'd like this one Oh don't worry, I won't be sticking around chatting for long. A quick natter and I'll be on my way.
Guest Stuart T Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 How about 'if I had a hammer il'd smash up all the disco records' Is this a prelude on doing an insurance job on Dave Abbott's record collection? may I remind you that acts of God (which I would take to include his physical embodiment in the form of his son) are usually excluded, so you'd be better off claiming that Pete Smith did it.
Chalky Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I've been thinking about the "What Would Jesus Do" movement in the states and wondering how those principles might be applied to the soul scene. Your thoughts please... You too much spare time on your hands Gareth Jesus would only listen to Gospel anyway
Winnie :-) Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Hey doesn't look like you'll be meeting him after that comment =========== Isn't it said he forgives everything and turns the other cheek? So basically we can say what we like and then he'll explain where we went wrong, and say "Don't worry I haven't taken offence, you're only human after all". He would have to be big hearted anyway to forgive the R&B played on the scene
Guest Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Is this a prelude on doing an insurance job on Dave Abbott's record collection? may I remind you that acts of God (which I would take to include his physical embodiment in the form of his son) are usually excluded, so you'd be better off claiming that Pete Smith did it. I think Pete would get the blame anyway since im Jesus favourite
Guest Stuart T Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 =========== Isn't it said he forgives everything and turns the other cheek? So basically we can say what we like and then he'll explain where we went wrong, and say "Don't worry I haven't taken offence, you're only human after all". He would have to be big hearted anyway to forgive the R&B played on the scene Can you post this on one of the other threads?
Guest Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 This is so cool seeing all these photos of me, think I will follow you around SS for the next few days posting after you Stu ;-)
Winnie :-) Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Can you post this on one of the other threads? ========== Jesus may forgive, not sure the same can be said of us as a species......but lovely sentiment
Guest hammy Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 He'd probably ask for Ramsey Lewis - Walk on the Water ....... or,er, cough, cough - or The Disciples of Soul on PHANTOM...or Troy Dodds - Rise Up and Walk .er.er, coat.... on shoulders, walking, gone.....
wendy Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Jesus would play a set of mid tempo cross over bullshit cuz the devil has all the best tunes
Guest sydney bridge Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 ========== Jesus may forgive, not sure the same can be said of us as a species......but lovely sentiment i`d be inclined to ¡sk him, "oh lord whats happening to our people"
Winsford Soul Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 He'd probably ask for Ramsey Lewis - Walk on the Water ....... or,er, cough, cough - or The Disciples of Soul on PHANTOM...or Troy Dodds - Rise Up and Walk .er.er, coat.... on shoulders, walking, gone..... Disciples of Soul. Bought this a few years ago for £60 at Wilton . What a top tune. Anyone heard it anywhere recently ? Steve
Guest Netspeaky Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) i`d be inclined to ¡sk him, "oh lord whats happening to our people"Follow by The Right Direction Edited January 25, 2006 by Netspeaky
Winsford Soul Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Follow by The Right Direction Whats goin on ? Steve
Guest Netspeaky Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) Whats goin on ? SteveI Say a little pray The moment I wake up Before I put on my makeup I say a little pray for you While combing my hair now, And wondering what dress to wear now, I say a little prayer for you Forever, and ever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you Forever, and ever, we never will part Oh, how I love you Together, forever, that's how it must be To live without you Would only meen heartbreak for me. I run for the bus, dear, While riding I think of us, dear, I say a little prayer for you. At work I just take time And all through my coffee break-time, I say a little prayer for you. Forever, and ever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you Forever, and ever we never will part Oh, how I'll love you Together, forever, that's how it must be To live without you Would only mean heartbreak for me. I say a little prayer for you I say a little prayer for you My darling believe me, ( beleive me) For me there is no one but you! Please love me too (answer his pray) And I'm in love with you (answer his pray) Answer my prayer now babe (answer his pray) Forever, and ever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you Forever, and ever we never will part Oh, how I'll love you Together, forever, that's how it must be To live without you Would only mean heartbreak for me (oooooooooh) Edited January 25, 2006 by Netspeaky
Dave Abbott Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Is this a prelude on doing an insurance job on Dave Abbott's record collection? may I remind you that acts of God (which I would take to include his physical embodiment in the form of his son) are usually excluded, so you'd be better off claiming that Pete Smith did it. Thanks alot for talking about the upcoming 'job' on an open forum. And on reading this i suppose Plan B of 'my records were eaten my a great storm of locusts' would not work either. Jesus would of course only have and play originals; apart from the time that he bought a boot of 'John and the Weirdest', but that of course has been replaced with an original now. Jesus decided not to release Frank Wilson, it wasnt Berry Gordy. Jesus loves everyone and treats people who have boots or play disco as he would any other leper and of course if he did promote a soul nite it would be the best soul nite ever.
Guest barnsey Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 dont understand replies on this topic we are talkin about the fly weight boxer from columbia aren,t we.
steve z Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I've been thinking about the "What Would Jesus Do" movement in the states and wondering how those principles might be applied to the soul scene. If he were a collector would he stick to originals only, or buy the odd cheeky pressing of a sound he really liked. If he deejayed would he think it acceptable to play from CDs (for the right crowd)? If he were a promoter, what kind of do would he put on? The best in newies, thinking man's oldies, a bit of crossover and a smattering of R&B possibly? What would his views be on the subject of smoking at venues? And would he cast the record dealers out of the soul night/allnighter? Your thoughts please... A very long time ago...........Heavens in your arms Got it by the.........
Guest Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Jesus would approach from a high plain, I'd see only his silhouette, then his shadow would fall upon me as he got ever near, within a second his eyes would look deep into mine...........His gaze would hold me for one brief moment........But then I'd notice in his hand a dirt ridden 45' vinyl record......through that filth I can make out the label "Okeh"....and the legend......Billy Butler........"The Right Track" I turn on my heels and flee like a fiend twisted on cheap ether and mescaline.......screaming....."NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE" Brett Franklin
Guest hammy Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Disciples of Soul. Bought this a few years ago for £60 at Wilton . What a top tune. Anyone heard it anywhere recently ? Steve I've played it out once or twice north of the border from the pulpit to assembled 'non-believers', before retreating into the wilderness for 40 days and 40 nights... Hammy
steve z Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Jesus would approach from a high plain, I'd see only his silhouette, then his shadow would fall upon me as he got ever near, within a second his eyes would look deep into mine...........His gaze would hold me for one brief moment........But then I'd notice in his hand a dirt ridden 45' vinyl record......through that filth I can make out the label "Okeh"....and the legend......Billy Butler........"The Right Track" I turn on my heels and flee like a fiend twisted on cheap ether and mescaline.......screaming....."NEVERMORE, NEVERMORE" Brett Franklin
steve z Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 BRETT THANK GOD I HAVE EVERYTHING ON THE LABEL
Geordiejohnson Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 jesus f**kin christ almighty im sick of all his Blasphemy Geeoooordie
Guest Rowly Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Who is this Jesus anyway? Never heard of him.
Guest Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Jesus would do the temptation walk. Check out " Please stay don't go " by Jesus Alvarez the only gospel anyone should listen to .............. think it came out on Sugarhill
Simsy Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 jesus f**kin christ almighty im sick of all his Blasphemy Geeoooordie They have all taken his name in vain and so have you I'm sorry to say. I can champion Rodd Keith - Like the Lord Said and sleep easy
Stuart Bower Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) Would his favoutite record be Barefootin' or I'll Forgive & Forget? I think he would prefer the Carpenters. Paul None of those...It`s gotta be the obvious ones.... ROD KEITH-LIKE THE LORD SAID- PREVIEW MIKE McDONALD-GOD KNOWS-RCA CHRISTopher Cerf-Sweet Music-AMY Edited January 26, 2006 by The Soul Intention
Guest Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) Who is this Jesus anyway? Never heard of him. tut tut.... he's the man who loves me the most! you tickets know nuffink Edited January 26, 2006 by Janine
Stuart Bower Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) ========== Would he change water into wh*zz Well, ANYONE can change water into whazz!! Edited January 26, 2006 by The Soul Intention
Simsy Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) None of those...It`s gotta be the obvious ones.... ROD KEITH-LIKE THE LORD SAID- PREVIEW MIKE McDONALD-GOD KNOWS-RCA CHRISTopher Cerf-Sweet Music-AMY And what was that 'Don't wanna see myself' disco number? Top modern God-bothering. Edited January 26, 2006 by Simsy
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