Is This The Worst Record Ever Played On The Scene?

[Andyf]

"Love Bandit" makes me want to scream and scream until i am sick, also Loving On The losing Side drives me up the wall, del xx

Yep I loathe Love Bandit as well.

Another one that has me running to the bogs to throw up is Wake Up To The Sunshine Girl

Rather like Shadows and Reflections, The Action's version knocks spots off the other one though.

[Wiganer1]

What about Gary Lewis & The Playboys.Played at Wigan mid 70's.To this day I think its utter pop shite and whoever first played it should be shot.

Dave

even mr searling played this....

[Guest]

here's a few to get the ball rolling

regrettably i can't find my brian hyland (i have got one somewhere) but get an earful of some of this

nb all these tunes are available for sale if any deaf people are listening.

Wigans Chosen Few - Footsee

There really is no excuse. Were they the Rubettes in disguise? Ask him, he's on here. Were you the Rubettes, mate?

Sherries - Put Your Arms Around Me.

If you stop that horrible, pancake-flat catterwauling in my ear, love, I'll consider it. Otherwise, f*** off.

Matt Parsons - Boogaloo Investigator

Soul for Meteors and King Kurt fans.

Billy Ocean - Red Light Spells Danger

Why oh why oh why?

Paul Humphey - Cool Aid

I bought this many moons ago thinking it was Cool Off. Says a lot about me.

Tim Tam and the Turn-Ons - Wait A Minute

Whoever nominated this, good shout. It is worse than Brian Hyland. Can you imagine the state of mind of the DJ who first played this? I mean, really try to get inside his head. What the f*** was he thinking? Who was he, as a matter of fact? I've got a shotgun, I'll get it sorted.

Dean Parrish - I'm On My Way

Stop going on about it Dean...get on your bike. I know it's sacrilege, I like all his other stuff, he's a lovely bloke, wasn't he great at the 100 Club etc etc etc. Always hated all of the fucking '3 before 8' and this, with its horrible guitar, is vomitously bad. Big, pompous, camp, ballady crap for gay soulies. I reckon Winstanley did a deal with the casino owners - play these three and we'll clear them all out sharpish at close of play. Only it backfired on them as the thousands of Wigan freaks, nutted up to the eyeballs on so much gear they'd lost all sense of quality, lapped it all up like devil dogs. Not in my day, Russ.

Ah, that feels better.

OMG : You have ruined 30+ years of my life

Footsie - The sound that finally got me to the casino

Sherries - Was this or the little joe cook version the first record ever played at Wigan??

Mat Parsons was OK

Billy Ocean needed shooting

Tim Tam - At the time one of the bigest sounds around.

The 3 before 8?? DAN wash your mouth out with soap!!! You had to be there to hear and feel what those three sounds meant!!!!! The last 3 records and the whole place dancing and clapping in time atmosphere of the highest order. What nowdays have we got to compare to it??? Thats a question for everyone that went to the Casino.

[Wiganer1]

OMG : You have ruined 30+ years of my life

Footsie - The sound that finally got me to the casino

Sherries - Was this or the little joe cook version the first record ever played at Wigan??

Mat Parsons was OK

Billy Ocean needed shooting

Tim Tam - At the time one of the bigest sounds around.

The 3 before 8?? DAN wash your mouth out with soap!!! You had to be there to hear and feel what those three sounds meant!!!!! The last 3 records and the whole place dancing and clapping in time atmosphere of the highest order. What nowdays have we got to compare to it??? Thats a question for everyone that went to the Casino.

=

youre right there,,

my 1st all niter was the end of an era, and the last hour was incredible

had some super night since

but nothing surpassed my 3 visits to the casino

[Epic]

Nightwatch - "Lips To Your Heart". 'Nuff Said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ged Parker]

Nightwatch - "Lips To Your Heart". 'Nuff Said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andy can't believe you can't think of anything worse. It's white, it's pop but it's not as bad as some of the above. Not played this for years so my memory may be playing tricks on me but it was exactly right for the scene in '78 mind you '78 was maybe the worst wigan year .

[Ged Parker]

Yep I loathe Love Bandit as well.

Another one that has me running to the bogs to throw up is Wake Up To The Sunshine Girl

Rather like Shadows and Reflections, The Action's version knocks spots off the other one though.

Surely you mean Kenya Collins and NOT Mr Caldwell

[okehgaz]

Markettes - bella delane (or something like that)

Wynder K Frog - green door

and love hustle

[Andyf]

Surely you mean Kenya Collins and NOT Mr Caldwell

[Epic]

Andy can't believe you can't think of anything worse. It's white, it's pop but it's not as bad as some of the above. Not played this for years so my memory may be playing tricks on me but it was exactly right for the scene in '78 mind you '78 was maybe the worst wigan year .

Ged, I can think of something equally as nasty "My Life With You" - The Traditions. I have a a very low tolerance to naff pop records that are passed off as soul music. I have an antidote though - I just think about all the good stuff & then I don't feel so bad - beginning to sound like Julie Andrews now.

[Pete S]

Ged, I can think of something equally as nasty "My Life With You" - The Traditions.

Have you actually heard any Northern Soul records, because this is one of the best examples you could ever hear...

[Supercorsa]

On the Brink

Matt Parsons - Boogaloo Investigator

Soul for Meteors and King Kurt fans.

Dan still likes his C/U's , obviously attended quite a few scooter runs in the 80's? We're the Wrecking Crew, gotta do.........

Worst record - Dean Barlow's Third Window

Edited October 20, 2005 by Supercorsa

[steve z]

surely its 'I'm a big man' for the worst record ever played?

Shane

Hi Shane,imagine posting up -The worst record ever played-which I have just sold to

For massive dosh

[Guest Dan]

Dan still likes his C/U's , obviously attended quite a few scooter runs in the 80's? We're the Wrecking Crew, gotta do.........

Worst record - Dean Barlow's Third Window

i remember djing for neil rushton aged 18 (me not neil) at (i think) morecambe in 1985/6 tripping my head off on some blotting paper acid i'd been given

i was playing boogaloo investigator and all the skins and rockabilly twats were wrecking to it

there was a little window behind the decks and me and my mate mark mortimer were standing on a chair looking out at the illuminations (must have been a late summer run) , going 'wow! unbelievable!' and someone came up and politely pointed out that the record had finished about a minute ago.

had some great times on the rallies.

but those days have gone.

[Guest gibber]

Playing through some old tapes yesterday and "Shadows and Reflections" by The Lonely Crowde on MGM came on, what a bag of shi*e! How did such a crap record ever get played especially during a time when so many classics were around. Apart from sounds made for the scene is this the worst ever?

PS. This books at £40 issue and £25 dj. How?

BH

I remember a record by twiggy ,played at the fleet .

[Simsy]

No the worst record ever without any doubt at all is the Four Chaps - Will you or won't you. Utter utter garbage, would rather listen to Jungle.

I don't know that many people that have heard this. But I did see it in a list once and that idea that it should be considered as a collectable/desirable soul record, or possibly played out is ridiculous.

[Epic]

Have you actually heard any Northern Soul records, because this is one of the best examples you could ever hear...

I have heard plenty of Northern Soul records. I have also heard plenty of uptempo pop records. The knack is to distinguish one from the other.

[Pete S]

I remember a record by twiggy ,played at the fleet .

"Beautiful Dreams"

I have heard plenty of Northern Soul records. I have also heard plenty of uptempo pop records. The knack is to distinguish one from the other.

Hope you get that knack one day then

[Ged Parker]

Ged, I can think of something equally as nasty "My Life With You" - The Traditions. I have a a very low tolerance to naff pop records that are passed off as soul music. I have an antidote though - I just think about all the good stuff & then I don't feel so bad - beginning to sound like Julie Andrews now.

My Life With You is another pop record that I quite like wouldn't dream of playing it out though - If your taking requests how about a rendition of 'the hills are alive'

[Ged Parker]

No the worst record ever without any doubt at all is the Four Chaps - Will you or won't you. Utter utter garbage, would rather listen to Jungle.

Do you mean 'True Lovers' ? I love that maybe this thread demonstrates why the scene is like it is. Too many tastes too broad a spectrum of sounds people think of a 'northern' I don't think of TL as northern rather as rare soul even though it isnt rare

Isn't this music we all love just the most bizaar yet facinating genre around

[Guest Andy Kempster]

Dan still likes his C/U's , obviously attended quite a few scooter runs in the 80's? We're the Wrecking Crew, gotta do.........

Worst record - Dean Barlow's Third Window

thrown away our lives, killed our lovers and our wives....

what great lyrics, havent heard anyone mention the meteors or king kurt for eons

[Epic]

"Beautiful Dreams"

Hope you get that knack one day then

I don't like "My Sharona" either

[Pete S]

I don't like "My Sharona" either

I didn't like it at the time but in retrospect it's a bit of a classic.

[Guest]

Tim Tam and the Turn-Ons - Wait A Minute

Whoever nominated this, good shout. It is worse than Brian Hyland. Can you imagine the state of mind of the DJ who first played this? I mean, really try to get inside his head. What the f*** was he thinking? Who was he, as a matter of fact? I've got a shotgun, I'll get it sorted.

Dean Parrish - I'm On My Way

Stop going on about it Dean...get on your bike. I know it's sacrilege, I like all his other stuff, he's a lovely bloke, wasn't he great at the 100 Club etc etc etc. Always hated all of the fucking '3 before 8' and this, with its horrible guitar, is vomitously bad. Big, pompous, camp, ballady crap for gay soulies. I reckon Winstanley did a deal with the casino owners - play these three and we'll clear them all out sharpish at close of play. Only it backfired on them as the thousands of Wigan freaks, nutted up to the eyeballs on so much gear they'd lost all sense of quality, lapped it all up like devil dogs. Not in my day, Russ.

Ah, that feels better.

That just proves that opinion in music is subjective !

I nominated Tim Tam but love the three ( even four) before eight not just for the pure nostalgia but as great tunes in their own right

But that's just IMNSHO

[Guest Dan]

That just proves that opinion in music is subjective !

I nominated Tim Tam but love the three ( even four) before eight not just for the pure nostalgia but as great tunes in their own right

But that's just IMNSHO

totally

as chalky says on another thread if we all liked the same thing it would be a bit dull.

having said that, while will accept deano at a push...tim tam and the turn-ons? not in this life!

[Guest Kill_a_pig]

The worst record played has to be "I'm a big man". Not just for what it sounds like but also for what it represents - RockABilly masquerading as RnB, thus making it acceptable on the scene. It also has the great effect (for those of you who like it) of keeping me away from the clubs. I always said that I would not go anymore if I didn't want to dance and these old shoes will never move to rock and roll.

'The second worst record ever played on the scene has to be Cherry People - And Suddenly. I was so puzzled when I first heard it at The Brickyard club in Mexborough and even more amazed that it packed the dancefloor.

[Guest livelikeasailor]

Try the theme from the Fantastic Flying Plastic Machine by Harry Betts.

[Guest]

'The second worst record ever played on the scene has to be Cherry People - And Suddenly. I was so puzzled when I first heard it at The Brickyard club in Mexborough and even more amazed that it packed the dancefloor.

I remember that track from Wigan with a degree of affection. Quite a lot of the poppy seventies tunes had a sense of drama to them. Another example of a good poppy tune which had nothing to do with soul would be Lost Summer Love. It was however an important tune in it's day along with a hundred more I could list - Touch of Velvet anyone ?

And what about all those crappy 100mph stomper instrumentals that the Casino dancers loved ?

[Guest Soulfood33]

Said it before...

Larry Houston

George Hobson

George Lemmons

Mike McDonald

if it had to be just one...hard choice but Larry Houston

if you think George Hobson is a bad record your visiting the wrong web sites

[Russ Vickers]

The worst record played has to be "I'm a big man". Not just for what it sounds like but also for what it represents - RockABilly masquerading as RnB, thus making it acceptable on the scene. It also has the great effect (for those of you who like it) of keeping me away from the clubs. I always said that I would not go anymore if I didn't want to dance and these old shoes will never move to rock and roll.

'The second worst record ever played on the scene has to be Cherry People - And Suddenly. I was so puzzled when I first heard it at The Brickyard club in Mexborough and even more amazed that it packed the dancefloor.

I quite like it. Didnt realise it was Rockabilly tho'?????????????? RnB maybe. Seems to do the business when I hear it out. Driving dance floor mayhem........................love it

Russ

[Guest ShaneH]

soulfood,

'visiting the wrong websites' ????

what on earth does that mean?

Shane

Edited October 23, 2005 by ShaneH

[Mike]

I quite like it. Didnt realise it was Rockabilly tho'?????????????? RnB maybe. Seems to do the business when I hear it out. Driving dance floor mayhem........................love it

Russ

dundee dave played a unissued version of this other week or so, memory says bit sort of rougher version which was a refreshing change if know what i mean

mike

[pikeys dog]

dundee dave played a unissued version of this other week or so, memory says bit sort of rougher version which was a refreshing change if know what i mean

mike

It's not a 'unissued' version, it's a remix of the version on the P-Vine lp, created by a budding Ian Levine.

[Winsford Soul]

Try the theme from the Fantastic Flying Plastic Machine by Harry Betts.

Muck Fe. I, had forgotten this one. This has to be the WORST ever

[Guest]

The worst record played has to be "I'm a big man". Not just for what it sounds like but also for what it represents - RockABilly masquerading as RnB, thus making it acceptable on the scene. It also has the great effect (for those of you who like it) of keeping me away from the clubs. I always said that I would not go anymore if I didn't want to dance and these old shoes will never move to rock and roll.

'The second worst record ever played on the scene has to be Cherry People - And Suddenly. I was so puzzled when I first heard it at The Brickyard club in Mexborough and even more amazed that it packed the dancefloor.

Nothin` wrong with Cherry People,in fact its great,dont really care what you think,cause i thinks fer` meself,i used to go to brickyard,

[Liamgp]

i remember djing for neil rushton aged 18 (me not neil) at (i think) morecambe in 1985/6 tripping my head off on some blotting paper acid i'd been given

i was playing boogaloo investigator and all the skins and rockabilly twats were wrecking to it

there was a little window behind the decks and me and my mate mark mortimer were standing on a chair looking out at the illuminations (must have been a late summer run) , going 'wow! unbelievable!' and someone came up and politely pointed out that the record had finished about a minute ago.

had some great times on the rallies.

but those days have gone.

Ha! Classic! I always enjoyed Morecambe because they had that Beer Keller place where pissed-up scooter types would be serenaded by an accordion player doing his versions of various soul and reggae favourites. At least when he wasn't being interrupted every 5 mins by drunken idiots making 'announcements' like: "Ah, feggit. Feggin' scoo'er boyz, ya fugger. Fug-it!" Etc...

[Rich Buckley]

The worst record played has to be "I'm a big man". Not just for what it sounds like but also for what it represents - RockABilly masquerading as RnB, thus making it acceptable on the scene. It also has the great effect (for those of you who like it) of keeping me away from the clubs. I always said that I would not go anymore if I didn't want to dance and these old shoes will never move to rock and roll.

'The second worst record ever played on the scene has to be Cherry People - And Suddenly. I was so puzzled when I first heard it at The Brickyard club in Mexborough and even more amazed that it packed the dancefloor.

How you can class this as Rockabilly is beyond me! It's black, authentic, rhythm & blues from a Chicago label/group synonymous with great soul/r&b 45s that have been played for years on the northern scene. So do you also hate stuff like Bud Harper and Mickie Champion? Do you call those records rockabilly?! It's definitely the "right" side of R&B and can't possibly be compared to some of the other pap played that masquerades as R&B e.g Barbara Redd etc I could understand more if you didn't like it because it's been played a lot, but however you look at it, it's not rockabilly in the slightest.

Rich

[Liamgp]

How you can class this as Rockabilly is beyond me! It's black, authentic, rhythm & blues from a Chicago label/group synonymous with great soul/r&b 45s that have been played for years on the northern scene. So do you also hate stuff like Bud Harper and Mickie Champion? Do you call those records rockabilly?! It's definitely the "right" side of R&B and can't possibly be compared to some of the other pap played that masquerades as R&B e.g Barbara Redd etc I could understand more if you didn't like it because it's been played a lot, but however you look at it, it's not rockabilly in the slightest.

Rich

And what about 'Hey Sha Lo Ney' by Mickey Lee Lane one wonders?

[Guest Dan]

How you can class this as Rockabilly is beyond me! It's black, authentic, rhythm & blues from a Chicago label/group synonymous with great soul/r&b 45s that have been played for years on the northern scene. So do you also hate stuff like Bud Harper and Mickie Champion? Do you call those records rockabilly?! It's definitely the "right" side of R&B and can't possibly be compared to some of the other pap played that masquerades as R&B e.g Barbara Redd etc I could understand more if you didn't like it because it's been played a lot, but however you look at it, it's not rockabilly in the slightest.

Rich

seconded rich.

nothing wrong with it and if you tried playing it to a load of good ol boys at a rockabilly club in arkinsaw you'd be lynched.

[Pete S]

I'll try and remember that, mr two posts

[Guest dundeedavie]

It's not a 'unissued' version, it's a remix of the version on the P-Vine lp, created by a budding Ian Levine.

bloody great though innit ? .... much better than the issue which i sold cos i was sick to death hearing the bloody thing ...

and the good thing is ...people like it

[pikeys dog]

bloody great though innit ? .... much better than the issue which i sold cos i was sick to death hearing the bloody thing ...

and the good thing is ...people like it

Not heard the exact re-mix, but yes the 'proper' unissued take on the Japanese LP is good.

Makes you wonder how many tailor mades are waiting to be spun - 'one-offs' are now simple with the advent of home PC re-mixing/editing software.

[Guest dundeedavie]

Not heard the exact re-mix, but yes the 'proper' unissued take on the Japanese LP is good.

i'm sure you'll hear it sometime .... i get around lol

[Guest]

Yep I loathe Love Bandit as well.

Especially the bit where she sings " Ow, you're a love bandit" - cringe-worthy indeed

Oh, those Larry Hammond vocals over old track efforts are awful - if you haven't heard them don't bother

Edited October 24, 2005 by Soulgirl

[Guest HiTtHeBoNgO]

worst record i ever played was kick that little foot sally ann by round robin , ah god i just wanted to have a heart attack to distract from the record , it was so talked up to me by some old codger who used to frequent the 60s clubs i fell for it and paid out bundles for a london demo...

[Guest dkd]

David and the Giants - Ten Miles High - find something good in that.

Nothing wrong with the Sherry's Put Your Loving Arms Around Me, I saw posted up earlier - played it last month to a packed dancefloor.

Dave

[sister dawn]

David and the Giants - Ten Miles High - find something good in that.

Nothing wrong with the Sherry's Put Your Loving Arms Around Me, I saw posted up earlier - played it last month to a packed dancefloor.

Dave

PLEASE.... thats an excellant tune... excellant to dance too.... reminds me of about when I was 16, one of my fav all nighter tunes. Sherrys aint toooo bad either.

[Wiganer1]

PLEASE.... thats an excellant tune... excellant to dance too.... reminds me of about when I was 16, one of my fav all nighter tunes. Sherrys aint toooo bad either.

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surely this beats the lot....

CHANTELS _ RUNAWAY

absolutely dire!!!!!!!!!