Guest FreeJimmy Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) Hello Friends, And you are my Friends, as me and all used car saleman first say to their customers right before they rail-road them. You know, they sell them a slightly used, only driven on Sunday, used P-51 Mustang, disguised as a former White House Limo. But really it is a 55 Buick with a Cessna engine in it. Be very quiet, I'm wooking for at scwueey wabbit,, Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, with my sword and trusty helmet. I ain't lying. So What did they win you afflicted asshole? Who said that......close this site immediately What they Won.... Well see it's like this....hold you hand out in front of you, palms up before proceeding. "Viewer Content Advised". As you hold it there, say it's like this... Turn it over. and now say..... Now it's like that ! When the Feds ask me to testify against Rock n Roll music the first question out the DA's mouth was.. Who put the bop, in the bop, sha , bop, sha, bop, ? Who put de ding, in da ram a lam a ding dong? I could not tell a Lie. I said..... "Some asshole in California Stole it From Northern Soul" Your Honor. Man this guy, is attempting to confuse us. I think it's a plot, by the BBPAA, [bowling ball protection of America], to waist our time we could be listening to the real Jimmy/Willie Gresham... thar Kool as the other side of the pillow when your asleep..... Northern Soul Stars... I ain't lying. Mean while back at the ranch. Rove says to his poodle, who loving trys to understand this troubled man. Cherry Blossum, I'm still flippin my hand over and over trying to decide, is it like this or like that? Rice a Roni, the San Francisco Meat..... OK...In that "scammed up first letter I sent out on their behalf. I told everyone that I had the key to Jimmy's Studio and I was going in. Well although the world don't believe it just like some think Jimmy's eatn' Catfish sam-a -ches in Macon right now instead of being in the "hole" with 17 more to go, Yesterday I did, now you should note here since Jimmy's been on Vacation in Macon, and Willie died in 1998, there has been 4 hurricanes to hit the town where the studio is located. So, it was _______up. His wife of 38 years Katrina, lives there by herself, with a bad back, and in a neighborhood, as about secure as a pack of bologna, thrown at Prince Charles Fox hounds after 3 days of being chained to a huge ass oak tree, and being forced to watch 3 Stooges Movies that weren't approved for the eyes of beagles...in the first ________ place, but to be fair about it they decided to have a "mock trial" like they had heard that Jimmy Gresham got, but then one of them busted out sang'n "Step by Step", and they forgot the whole thang, and proceeded as gentlemen, to try and kill each other for the fore said meat. To be continued... it's time for my medication. The Free Jimmy Gresham Foundation at SaleOmatic.com "Selling Justice and Mercy", Send 48 cents to Jimmy's PayPal account email freejimmy@saleomatic.com Copyright XXixxkj d.....26.5.,..rt OU812 Publishing all rights reserved. I ain't lying. fj . Edited September 6, 2005 by FreeJimmy Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Mark Bicknell Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Hello Friends, And you are my Friends, as me and all used car saleman first say to their customers right before they rail-road them. You know, they sell them a slightly used, only driven on Sunday, used P-51 Mustang, disguised as a former White House Limo. But really it is a 55 Buick with a Cessna engine in it. Be very quiet, I'm wooking for at scwueey wabbit,, Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, with my sword and trusty helmet. I ain't lying. So What did they win you afflicted asshole? Who said that......close this site immediately What they Won.... Well see it's like this....hold you hand out in front of you, palms up before proceeding. "Viewer Content Advised". As you hold it there, say it's like this... Turn it over. and now say..... Now it's like that ! When the Feds ask me to testify against Rock n Roll music the first question out the DA's mouth was.. Who put the bop, in the bop, sha , bop, sha, bop, ? Who put de ding, in da ram a lam a ding dong? I could not tell a Lie. I said..... "Some asshole in California Stole it From Northern Soul" Your Honor. Man this guy, is attempting to confuse us. I think it's a plot, by the BBPAA, [bowling ball protection of America], to waist our time we could be listening to the real Jimmy/Willie Gresham... thar Kool as the other side of the pillow when your asleep..... Northern Soul Stars... I ain't lying. Mean while back at the ranch. Rove says to his poodle, who loving trys to understand this troubled man. Cherry Blossum, I'm still flippin my hand over and over trying to decide, is it like this or like that? Rice a Roni, the San Francisco Meat..... OK...In that "scammed up first letter I sent out on their behalf. I told everyone that I had the key to Jimmy's Studio and I was going in. Well although the world don't believe it just like some think Jimmy's eatn' Catfish sam-a -ches in Macon right now instead of being in the "hole" with 17 more to go, Yesterday I did, now you should note here since Jimmy's been on Vacation in Macon, and Willie died in 1998, there has been 4 hurricanes to hit the town where the studio is located. So, it was _______up. His wife of 38 years Katrina, lives there by herself, with a bad back, and in a neighborhood, as about secure as a pack of bologna, thrown at Prince Charles Fox hounds after 3 days of being chained to a huge ass oak tree, and being forced to watch 3 Stooges Movies that weren't approved for the eyes of beagles...in the first ________ place, but to be fair about it they decided to have a "mock trial" like they had heard that Jimmy Gresham got, but then one of them busted out sang'n "Step by Step", and they forgot the whole thang, and proceeded as gentlemen, to try and kill each other for the fore said meat. To be continued... it's time for my medication. The Free Jimmy Gresham Foundation at SaleOmatic.com "Selling Justice and Mercy", Send 48 cents to Jimmy's PayPal account email freejimmy@saleomatic.com Copyright XXixxkj d.....26.5.,..rt OU812 Publishing all rights reserved. I ain't lying. fj . link Totally confused...Mike help here mate! Mark Bicknell. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
sister dawn Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 (edited) Totally confused...Mike help here mate! Mark Bicknell. link .... Me thinks he is a poorly bunny at the moment Mark Edited September 6, 2005 by sister dawn Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
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