Guest Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 One more from me and then the bingo Sure i have done that at Filthy McNasty's sunday bingo and soul session. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
good angel Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 SHABBA WORLD FAMOUS DJ,RAVE ON. Kev Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
grantdyche Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Yes I know the record you want to hear is worth £thousands, But the people dancing want to DANCE, And they have asked for"Afternoon of the rhino" So f**k off Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Matt Male Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 "Just wander across the dancefloor with a tray of drinks dodging the dancers if you like" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
grantdyche Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Nice one,matey... Another one....The Pies Have Arrived.. While you are all eating your pies I will play all the stuff you wanted to hear instead of boring your tits off with all this shite Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
TOAD Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 you lot wouldnt know a decent soul record if it hit you in the face Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest dancedancedance Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 Grab yer beers and hit the dance floor its time for the can can! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
grantdyche Posted June 6, 2010 Share Posted June 6, 2010 in hysterics here! And at number one It's Dana Valery, "You don't know that you're eating old pies" YES YES the first Dana Valery post about old pies I will rest in peace Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Dante Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 no to a promoter Genius. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Dave Rimmer Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 you lot wouldnt know a decent soul record if it hit you in the face I think James Trouble actually said that Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 "I'm playing this off the boot". im sorry but i have to dissagree..one of the djs actually announced this at the southampton all dayer...much to the amusement of many that were there djs name witheld moldie Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
KevH Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 im sorry but i have to dissagree..one of the djs actually announced this at the southampton all dayer...much to the amusement of many that were there djs name witheld moldie ,in shock here..... . "Trap 2 in the Ladies is blocked,but here's The Floaters with Float On..respek." Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest espo Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 ONE OF US IS ON THE WRONG SPEED!!!!! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Nige Brown Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 [TOAD, on 06 Jun 2010 - 11:25 PM, said: you lot wouldnt know a decent soul record if it hit you in the fac e I think James Trouble actually said that Dave Rimmer Soulful Kinda Music Wasnt it ,,,,, You lot wouldnt know a decent record if it hit you in the face,, YOU F++KIN WAAAANNNKERS!! im sure thats more like it Dave Nige B x Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Soul16 Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 "If you're clearly drunk and have a request, come behind the decks with your foaming pint and stand over my record box while I dig it out for you" I guess most DJs have experienced this scenario Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest son of stan Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 (edited) "...Thanks for all the compliments on my outfit. I thought I'd make a bit of an effort and dress up as I'm dj-ing tonight. Anyway, last one from me for now - the soulful sounds of Wigan's Ovation..." Edited June 7, 2010 by son of stan Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest soul elite Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Can we have some more talc on the floor please Has any one got an adapter for my iPod I hope you don't mind me playing this on CD, I don't want to wear my records out I have just arrived and have no idea what the last DJ played? I'm going to play this on the 12" Mega Mix disco Dub on clear plastic, because I need a wee For the lady who has just spilled her J2o on the dance floor, can some one buy her another Sorry I'm out of breath, I have been dancing to the last set, I love dancing! I have a girlfriend I have no idea what RnB is? I'd love to hear your opinions on this record Well thank you very much for dancing, sorry for all of the records played twice, I'm off now to my next venue, keep the faith You dancers really know your stuff You're so funny!! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest WPaulVanDyk Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I borrowed this record from the DJ who was on before. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest smudgesmith Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 "Just wander across the dancefloor with a tray of drinks dodging the dancers if you like" My mate did that and won 1st Prize in the dance comp Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Simsy Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 you lot wouldnt know a decent soul record if it hit you in the fac e I think James Trouble actually said that Dave Rimmer Soulful Kinda Music Wasnt it ,,,,, You lot wouldnt know a decent record if it hit you in the face,, YOU F++KIN WAAAANNNKERS!! im sure thats more like it Dave Nige B x 'cants' "things You Never Hear A Dj Say".... "I practice my DJ patter out loud when spinning a few at home". "I heard someone play this great underplayed oldie last week". "Hopfully no one noticed, I can play it here and grab the glory"... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Ged Parker Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 [TOAD, on 06 Jun 2010 - 11:25 PM, said: you lot wouldnt know a decent soul record if it hit you in the fac e I think James Trouble actually said that Dave Rimmer Soulful Kinda Music Wasnt it ,,,,, You lot wouldnt know a decent record if it hit you in the face,, YOU F++KIN WAAAANNNKERS!! im sure thats more like it Dave:lol: Nige B x I know one DJ who when asked to "play something a bit more mainstream, you know something they'll all know" by a promotor part way through their set replied "F*ck 'em they're all morons". The same guy, I was hearing the other week, used to ask hitch hikers on the way back from Stafford "what's your favourite record" and if the response was in his opinion not creadible enough expect to be left by the roadside in a cloud of tyre smoke. Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest dancedancedance Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 "No, no the sound system is in fact perfect. I just haven't got a clue how to use it." Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
KevH Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 "Who would like to carry my box back to the car?" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
KevH Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Nice one.....Great thread!! Wait for the next one Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
soulcrew Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Thanks very much for having me down here in notts and congratulations to Forest on thier Promotion Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Theresa Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 "No no young lady, I don't care how ace your tits are, I remain unmoved and I'm not playing your request..." Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 (edited) "No no young lady, I don't care how ace your tits are, I remain unmoved and I'm not playing your request..." " I won't touch the deck knobs if you have set them " - retired school teacher , Overton - On - Dee , Wales . Malc Burton Edited June 7, 2010 by Malc Burton Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Mak Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Thanks very much for having me down here in notts and congratulations to Forest on thier Promotion Now now Yocky. Thanks for having me up in't town 'a' Barnsley , could the person who has left there Pony tied up outside please go and give it some straw and a bucket of water Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Dazdakin Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 I actually do remember a certain Mr. Darge at a Stafford nighter go fucking ape at the lack of floor attention to a certain Tony Galla "So In Love" so much so that he played it 4!! times back to back........fucking quality!! Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
soulcrew Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Now now Yocky. Thanks for having me up in't town 'a' Barnsley , could the person who has left there Pony tied up outside please go and give it some straw and a bucket of water touche Mak hope you are ok pal see you soon Yocky Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest dancedancedance Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 "Now, Ladieeez, time to dump your handbags in the middle of the dance floor, throw your hands in the air and start gyrating your hips in that well known soulful styleeeee!" Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest son of stan Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) "I've been asked by the promoter to do an extra half an hour of my favourite unknowns but no, I'm going to step aside now and give someone else a chance." "This next one is for all the ladies who've come up to ask for a bit of obscure, downtempo r&b..." "I paid five hundred quid for this one. To be honest, I thought it was something else. It's not that good. But five hundred quid is five hundred quid so you're getting it anyway.." Edited June 8, 2010 by son of stan Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest in town Mikey Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Here's one for the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch crowd Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Guest gordon russell Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 heres my fee back as i,ve emptied the dance floor yet again Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
Jerry Hipkiss Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 " I won't touch the deck knobs if you have set them " - retired school teacher , Overton - On - Dee , Wales . Brilliant!!! ...bless him... Link to comment Social source share More sharing options...
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