Theresa Posted June 5, 2010 Posted June 5, 2010 "I'm actually spinning a few of the wife's records tonight..."
Pete Eccles Posted June 5, 2010 Posted June 5, 2010 "Can you not all sit down and LISTEN !!" Brilliant Kev
Pete Eccles Posted June 5, 2010 Posted June 5, 2010 If anyone wants a fag now's the time to nip out for a while
Guest proudlove Posted June 5, 2010 Posted June 5, 2010 The 12" is much better! I bet you say that to all the girls.......................................
Theresa Posted June 5, 2010 Posted June 5, 2010 "You're right, there's not many in tonight. Tell you what, forget my fee and me & the wife will pay to get in as well..."
Guest Phoenix8049 Posted June 5, 2010 Posted June 5, 2010 Also available on bootleg,if you prefer a cheaper copy Stu.
Guest smudgesmith Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Ill turn the volume down because those ladies in the corner cant hear each other
barney Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 l've got a girlfriend you know.... wot do they call him
Guest Dave Turner Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) Sorry folks, gotta go for a piss. Amuse yourselves 'till I get back. Edited June 6, 2010 by Dave Turner
Chalky Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 "i've just got this cheap, result!!!." I've often said you can get this for £20/£30 etc.or the best £25 I've spent...summat like that.
Mark Bicknell Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Bugger me this walls hard and it hurts like hell constantly banging my head against it.
vince ayres Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 "well now the reason i'm playing bootlegs is because the originals are too valuable and mummy wont let me bring them out to play"
Guest Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 "well now the reason i'm playing bootlegs is because the originals are too valuable and mummy wont let me bring them out to play" Funny you should say that ....... I was in the company a while back of a notable DJ , who actually stated " I don't play them now as it damages the playing surface , therefore devaluing it " Malc Burton
Guest Matt Male Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 I've often said you can get this for £20/£30 etc.or the best £25 I've spent...summat like that. Agree Chalky, plenty of DJs say things like 'this is a nice cheapie' or '£10 record' etc... not everyone is up there pretending they are spinning thousand dollar discs. Especially me...
Mrtag Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 "i've just got this cheap, result!!!." This is track number 7 from the going to a go-go CD ????
Ian Dewhirst Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 ......and here's my Disco Tex & The Sexolettes cover-up....... Ian D
Cunnie Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 ......and here's my Disco Tex & The Sexolettes cover-up....... Ian D But you have said that Ian How about "I won't play Jean Carn Mart"......
Jumpinjoan Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 no to a promoter Oh.... and this one's going out to Peggy Babcock
davidwapples Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 iam only djing tonight so the promoter will spin a few at my event next month and that way no one else with any records will get a chance and we can keep the money for ourselves
Guest Matt Male Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) "I paid over a grand for each of these five records and i'm going to play them in my spot until you're all sick of hearing them..." Edited June 6, 2010 by Matt Male
ImberBoy Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Can we have some more talc on the floor please Has any one got an adapter for my iPod I hope you don't mind me playing this on CD, I don't want to wear my records out I have just arrived and have no idea what the last DJ played? I'm going to play this on the 12" Mega Mix disco Dub on clear plastic, because I need a wee For the lady who has just spilled her J2o on the dance floor, can some one buy her another Sorry I'm out of breath, I have been dancing to the last set, I love dancing! I have a girlfriend I have no idea what RnB is? I'd love to hear your opinions on this record Well thank you very much for dancing, sorry for all of the records played twice, I'm off now to my next venue, keep the faith You dancers really know your stuff
Sean Hampsey Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 This next track is bloody awful, but it cost me big time... so you're avin' it!
Ezzie Brown Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 last record from me so i NEED SOMEONE to take a photo of me behind the decks please..............then you can unlock the door and let the punters in , thanks.............why was i nervous,??? piece of cake. ....well i enjoyed it .......cider please
Ian Dewhirst Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 But you have said that Ian How about "I won't play Jean Carn Mart"...... Yeah, have you heard it though? The lead singer's a Puerto Rican transvestite with two Brazilian putas on BV's and the beat's kinda Disco Northern.......... And excuse me, but that version I played was the exclusive Larry Saunders Re-Edit! Personally I think you put it into my head LOL.... Ian D
Cunnie Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Yeah, have you heard it though? The lead singer's a Puerto Rican transvestite with two Brazilian putas on BV's and the beat's kinda Disco Northern.......... And excuse me, but that version I played was the exclusive Larry Saunders Re-Edit! Personally I think you put it into my head LOL.... Ian D Puerto Rican tranny, disco Northern, How is Ian Think you should be thanking me that it's still so exclusive then Ian as you left it in the CD deck & I put it back in't case for you when you vanished. Must admit it was bloody good but did you hear the Dimitri mix of the O Jays I followed it with?
Daz Mc Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 (edited) ....and the big indemander on the stardust label.... Edited June 6, 2010 by daz mc
Dave West Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 iam only djing tonight so the promoter will spin a few at my event next month and that way no one else with any records will get a chance and we can keep the money for ourselves NEVER A TRUER WORD SPOKEN IN JEST.......
Ezzie Brown Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 thanks to the guy at the bar who lent me his cover up... ...sorry i dropped it.... ....oh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and for those who dont know its by...............
good angel Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 wot do they call him Samantha,on a weekend Burt,the rest of the week. Kev
Godzilla Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 DJ: "Me? Educate people? Goodness me no. I'm not a teacher - in fact I can hardly string a coherent sentence together!"
Mak Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 I'll just drop you this pye disco demand album on , I've got a right bad case of the shits...ooooh
good angel Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Iam stopping alnight, and having a dance and not buggering off after my set. Kev
Jumpinjoan Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 Sorry I'm out of breath, I have been dancing to the last set, I love dancing!
Guest espo Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 The Snake---Yeah ive got one here ---ill put it on now good choice
Guest Phoenix8049 Posted June 6, 2010 Posted June 6, 2010 This is a special request by Mr Phil Webb. You Can't Mean It by Chapter 5. Stu.
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