Sales Patter

[Premium Stuff]

Been done before no doubt .. but some sales patter brings a smile to your face

I just read this one:

Great underplayed XXX that's getting the spins it rightly deserves

Is it underplayed then or actually played the right amount as it deserves to be? Can't work that one out

There are hundreds like this and I'm sure you lot are going to post em up.

Cheers

Richard

[Baz Atkinson]

dont know about sales patter but Killa said something really funny to me at Burnley last april "take it baz and if you dint like it shoot it with an air-rifle"priceless .

[davidwapples]

tape swappers favourite - its crap

seen listed for ££££££££££££ but never sold at this

[Ted Massey]

dont know about sales patter but Killa said something really funny to me at Burnley last april "take it baz and if you dint like it shoot it with an air-rifle"priceless .

ah thats where the name comes from

[Guest]

one that often makes me smile is:

Bargain price!

then you have a look on JM's site only to find one in better condition at a lower price

[Mace]

dont know about sales patter but Killa said something really funny to me at Burnley last april "take it baz and if you dint like it shoot it with an air-rifle"priceless .

Killa always cracks me up with sales.

He describes everything in his box as 'brilliant that Mace, have a listen'

Quick listen later, and telling him it's not my sort of thing he'll say 'I know, it's fcuking shite ain't it'

Johnny Beggs has the classic line........

'Butch doesn't know it, Tim Ashibende doesn't know it, Andy Dyson doesn't know it, etc etc etc etc'

[Baz Atkinson]

lol total one off killa- my good mate jeff heads is the best firstly he describes the record then takes your cash -then he plays it to you afterwards -we could do with some of PETE LAWSONS SUBLIME SALES DESCRIPTIONS TO REALLY GET THE BALL ROLLING -could write a book about them!!

Killa always cracks me up with sales.

He describes everything in his box as 'brilliant that Mace, have a listen'

Quick listen later, and telling him it's not my sort of thing he'll say 'I know, it's fcuking shite ain't it'

Johnny Beggs has the classic line........

'Butch doesn't know it, Tim Ashibende doesn't know it, Andy Dyson doesn't know it, etc etc etc etc'