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Here's one I'm sure all you blokes would not be pleased to get from that special someone....

JIMMY JAMES - AIN'T NO BIG THING - NEW RELIGION LP CUT -

As the actress said to the bishop whistling.gif

OK I'll stop now.

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The Ultimate......Jilted John by Jilted John........Strangely, couldnt find a refosoul clip??

I've been going out with a girl,

her name is Julie

But last night she said to me,

when we were watching telly

(This is what she said)

She said listen John, I love you

But there's this bloke, I fancy

I don't want to two time you,

so it's the end for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her

Goooooordon, she replied

Not THAT puff, I said dismayed

Yes but he's no puff she cried

(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried,

all the way to the chip shop

When I came out there was Gordon,

standing at the bus stop

(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me)

Oh, she is cruel and heartless

to pack me for Gordon

Just cos he's better looking than me

Just cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron

Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron

Here we go, two three four

Oh she's a slag and he's a creep

She's a tart, he's very cheap

She is a slut, he thinks he's tough

She is a bitch, he is a puff

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

(I'm so upset)

I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah

(I ought to smash his face in.)

(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?)

(I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him. He'd flatten him)

(Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?)

(Oh well, I don't care)

I don't care

I don't care

Cause she's a slag and he's a creep

she's a tart, he's very cheap

she is a slut, he thinks he's tough......

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Don't Depend on me - Fantastic Johnny C

She never really loved me - Appreciations

I'm giving you notice Baby - Fidels

But the best of all.......

Two Timer - Little carl carlton

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Gene McDaniels - Cause I love you - Columbia

Song sung from the perspective of being a wife beater explaining that he is going to black her eyes, squeze her throat etc all because he loves her !!!!!!

Link to a clip below

https://www.mojorecords.de/index.php?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage.tpl&product_id=28&category_id=3&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=3&9b074d0d57bcf6e25f296636e6843315=4c93aea30ee6c038b3ce493bff34871b

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The Ultimate......Jilted John by Jilted John........Strangely, couldnt find a refosoul clip??

I've been going out with a girl,

her name is Julie

But last night she said to me,

when we were watching telly

(This is what she said)

She said listen John, I love you

But there's this bloke, I fancy

I don't want to two time you,

so it's the end for you and me

Who's this bloke I asked her

Goooooordon, she replied

Not THAT puff, I said dismayed

Yes but he's no puff she cried

(He's more of a man than you'll ever be)

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried,

all the way to the chip shop

When I came out there was Gordon,

standing at the bus stop

(And guess who was with him? Yeah, Julie, and they were both laughing at me)

Oh, she is cruel and heartless

to pack me for Gordon

Just cos he's better looking than me

Just cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron

Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron

Here we go, two three four

Oh she's a slag and he's a creep

She's a tart, he's very cheap

She is a slut, he thinks he's tough

She is a bitch, he is a puff

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

(I'm so upset)

I'm so upset, I'm so upset, yeah yeah

(I ought to smash his face in.)

(Yeah, but he's bigger than me. In't he?)

(I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him. He'd flatten him)

(Yeah but Barry's a mate of Gordon's in'e?)

(Oh well, I don't care)

I don't care

I don't care

Cause she's a slag and he's a creep

she's a tart, he's very cheap

she is a slut, he thinks he's tough......

i preferred gordon is a moron to this

kev

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DARROW FLETCHER - MY YOUNG MISERY -

EDDIE KENDRICKS - GIRL YOU NEED A CHANGE OF MIND -

BIG MAYBELLE - QUITTIN TIME -

MARVIN GAYE - THE END OF OUR ROAD -

ANN SEXTON - IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE SHOUTING -

Its the growing sense of excitement in the Ann Sexton, the light at the end of the tunnel ..... the relief that something truly awful is about to end ..... just about my favourite record.

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for me i prefer Michael Jackson's version of Love's Gone Bad

how about

Diana Ross and the supremes - Love Is Here and Now You Gone

O'Jays - Used To Be My Girl

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cant remember who did it but what about,"two timing double dealing",???unsure.gifph34r.gif

The Ikettes? Was gonna suggest this myself. Great never played oldie.

"Must I kill her" David Hudson is my other choice. Must be tounge in cheek otherwise he is a very bad man.

Regards Alan

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The Ikettes? Was gonna suggest this myself. Great never played oldie.

"Must I kill her" David Hudson is my other choice. Must be tounge in cheek otherwise he is a very bad man.

Regards Alan

Was just gonna mention the David Hudson myself Alan .JP Robinson " What can I tell her " with the same backing track would be a good one as well ...Best,Eddie

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