Pete S Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) You couldn't make it up. I got this vinyl record to fix for someone, it had a one inch crack at the edge, so I manipulated the vinyl so that the break was super smooth and shouted for Davina to get the superglue - I wanted her to put a tiny blob right on the edge of the record to seal the crack. So I'm holding the crack together tightly, she puts the glue on the spot where I told her to, but she put too much on and before I could do anything, my left index finger was stuck to the b side of this record. Not just the tip of my finger, nearly all of the top of my finger was stuck like cement. So then I started to panic, I have a 7" record stuck to my finger, I feel like one of those Amazonian tribesmen who have the plates stuck in their lip, how am I going to drive with a record stuck to my hand? I have to pick Sam up from school in 10 minutes, maybe I should wear a giant oven glove and tell the other parents that I was in the middle of cooking and didn't notice I hadn't taken the glove off? Eventually I soaked my hand and the record in hot water and then tried to cut the glue off, still not working, so eventually I just ripped it off, leaving half my skin stuck to the b side of this record. All this time Davina was laughing so hard she was turning red and I thought she was going to explode. Mick Smith phones, Davina answers the phone and tells him I can't come to the phone because I have my hand stuck to a record with superglue and the fire brigade are on their way. Bitch. So anyway, the record got fixed, it clicks a few times but plays fine, the B side however does not play because my finger is still stuck to it. Don't you dare laugh at me! Edited January 28, 2010 by Pete S
grant Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 You couldn't make it up. I got this vinyl record to fix for someone, it had a one inch crack at the edge, so I manipulated the vinyl so that the break was super smooth and shouted for Davina to get the superglue - I wanted her to put a tiny blob right on the edge of the record to seal the crack. So I'm holding the crack together tightly, she puts the glue on the spot where I told her to, but she put too much on and before I could do anything, my left index finger was stuck to the b side of this record. Not just the tip of my finger, nearly all of the top of my finger was stuck like cement. So then I started to panic, I have a 7" record stuck to my finger, I feel like one of those Amazonian tribesmen who have the plates stuck in their lip, how am I going to drive with a record stuck to my hand? I have to pick Sam up from school in 10 minutes, maybe I should wear a giant oven glove and tell the other parents that I was in the middle of cooking and didn't notice I hadn't taken the glove off? Eventually I soaked my hand and the record in hot water and then tried to cut the glue off, still not working, so eventually I just ripped it off, leaving half my skin stuck to the b side of this record. All this time Davina was laughing so hard she was turning red and I thought she was going to explode. Mick Smith phones, Davina answers the phone and tells him I can't come to the phone because I have my hand stuck to a record with superglue and the fire brigade are on their way. Bitch. So anyway, the record got fixed, it clicks a few times but plays fine, the B side however does not play because my finger is still stuck to it. Don't you dare laugh at me!
Guest Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 You couldn't make it up. I got this vinyl record to fix for someone, it had a one inch crack at the edge, so I manipulated the vinyl so that the break was super smooth and shouted for Davina to get the superglue - I wanted her to put a tiny blob right on the edge of the record to seal the crack. So I'm holding the crack together tightly, she puts the glue on the spot where I told her to, but she put too much on and before I could do anything, my left index finger was stuck to the b side of this record. Not just the tip of my finger, nearly all of the top of my finger was stuck like cement. So then I started to panic, I have a 7" record stuck to my finger, I feel like one of those Amazonian tribesmen who have the plates stuck in their lip, how am I going to drive with a record stuck to my hand? I have to pick Sam up from school in 10 minutes, maybe I should wear a giant oven glove and tell the other parents that I was in the middle of cooking and didn't notice I hadn't taken the glove off? Eventually I soaked my hand and the record in hot water and then tried to cut the glue off, still not working, so eventually I just ripped it off, leaving half my skin stuck to the b side of this record. All this time Davina was laughing so hard she was turning red and I thought she was going to explode. Mick Smith phones, Davina answers the phone and tells him I can't come to the phone because I have my hand stuck to a record with superglue and the fire brigade are on their way. Bitch. So anyway, the record got fixed, it clicks a few times but plays fine, the B side however does not play because my finger is still stuck to it. Don't you dare laugh at me! Has the piece of Smith skin increased the value of the record ? Malc Burton
Guest in town Mikey Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 3rd finger left hand ? Under My Thumb? Stick By Me Baby?
Guest TONY ROUNCE Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 That'll be the spirit of all those Carstairs 45s you've broken getting its revenge... Cheer up, mate, it might could have been an LP!
Guest Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) stick close..estelle brown stick together...prince and princess stuck on you...elvis Edited January 28, 2010 by Guest
grant Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 stick close..estelle brown stick together...prince and princess stuck on you...elvis i'm stuck on my baby - irene and scotts stuck on you - yvonne carroll not forgettin ... barkays - 'sore' finger
Citizen P Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Was the record in question It's All Over Me?? or Glues in the Night?? Tony
Guest Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 i'm stuck on my baby - irene and scottsstuck on you - yvonne carrollnot forgettin ...barkays - 'sore' finger i think pete has set himself up here......
Benji Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 i'm stuck on my baby - irene and scotts stuck on you - yvonne carroll not forgettin ... barkays - 'sore' finger stuck sign - mel wynn
Guest Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Should have rung Autoglass Pete!........they would have sent Gavin round to inject his special resin into your crack
grant Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 F*ck off, the lot of you brilliant, teach u to keep quiet next time pierre
Citizen P Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Should have rung Autoglass Pete!........they would have sent Gavin round to inject his special resin into your crack And, it wouldn't have affected his no claims bonus T
Haydn Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Was it the "ring " finger Pete? or the one next to it....:hatsoff2: H
Dennisoul Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 You couldn't make it up. I got this vinyl record to fix for someone, it had a one inch crack at the edge, so I manipulated the vinyl so that the break was super smooth and shouted for Davina to get the superglue - I wanted her to put a tiny blob right on the edge of the record to seal the crack. So I'm holding the crack together tightly, she puts the glue on the spot where I told her to, but she put too much on and before I could do anything, my left index finger was stuck to the b side of this record. Not just the tip of my finger, nearly all of the top of my finger was stuck like cement. So then I started to panic, I have a 7" record stuck to my finger, I feel like one of those Amazonian tribesmen who have the plates stuck in their lip, how am I going to drive with a record stuck to my hand? I have to pick Sam up from school in 10 minutes, maybe I should wear a giant oven glove and tell the other parents that I was in the middle of cooking and didn't notice I hadn't taken the glove off? Eventually I soaked my hand and the record in hot water and then tried to cut the glue off, still not working, so eventually I just ripped it off, leaving half my skin stuck to the b side of this record. All this time Davina was laughing so hard she was turning red and I thought she was going to explode. Mick Smith phones, Davina answers the phone and tells him I can't come to the phone because I have my hand stuck to a record with superglue and the fire brigade are on their way. Bitch. So anyway, the record got fixed, it clicks a few times but plays fine, the B side however does not play because my finger is still stuck to it. Don't you dare laugh at me! Funny as f..... great story Pete
Rugby Soul Club Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 ...Brilliant. Shall buy you some of this for Xmas... not sure why my attachments are fat...
Pete S Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 ...Brilliant. Shall buy you some of this for Xmas... not sure why my attachments are fat... I didn't realise they made that, I need some! I also need my car back - could you give him another nudge for me? Ta :-)
Harry Crosby Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 FINGERTIPS!!!!, So you`ll be a great one fingered safe cracker now pete, no gloves required
Rugby Soul Club Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 I didn't realise they made that, I need some! I also need my car back - could you give him another nudge for me? Ta :-) That's strange, I just got this thread up to read it to Nick so he could rip the pi.. when he saw you... We're hoping to pop over in the morning after I've took the kids to school if that's ok with you. It's lovely and clean...
Pete S Posted January 28, 2010 Author Posted January 28, 2010 That's strange, I just got this thread up to read it to Nick so he could rip the pi.. when he saw you... We're hoping to pop over in the morning after I've took the kids to school if that's ok with you. It's lovely and clean... Fantastic - only one problem - we have a meeting with Santander business manager at 1.30 and have to drop the kids off at 12, so if I'm not there, I'm really sorry, but you can just leave it in our parking space next to the red nissan if thats ok. Thanks Sian
Rugby Soul Club Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 Fantastic - only one problem - we have a meeting with Santander business manager at 1.30 and have to drop the kids off at 12, so if I'm not there, I'm really sorry, but you can just leave it in our parking space next to the red nissan if thats ok. Thanks Sian No worries, we'll try and get there before you go but the traffics not much fun up your way.
boba Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 3rd finger left hand ? Under My Thumb? Stick By Me Baby? poets - wrapped around your finger
De-to Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) pete,just incase you do it again, Edited January 28, 2010 by de-to
Guest carl_p Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 nail polish remover is suppose to soften the super glue but it would have ruined the record. https://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html
Ficklefingers Posted January 28, 2010 Posted January 28, 2010 I can't remember the last time I laughed like that.. Thanx for that Pete At least that's a problem I'll NEVER have to worry about.. Fingers
Algsoul Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 i use a special solvent at work to release such things,maybe i could make some money on ss ha ha. what did berry gordy say ??
Guest rikerliker Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 as you peeled your finger off did you utter those immortal words "it really hurts me girl"
trog Posted January 29, 2010 Posted January 29, 2010 "I'm sticking to my record like a stamp to a letter....like birds of a feather we.. stick together...and i'm telling you from the start i can't be torn apart from my record"
Guest Bogue Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 as you peeled your finger off did you utter those immortal words "it really hurts me girl" Surprised it took to post 31 for someone to quote the obvious one. Couple more :- Bobby Valentin - Use It Before He Glue's It Lee David - Pete's Glue Gun Is Calling My Name Pete Smith & the Inspirations - Touch Me,Hold Me, A&E !
Agentsmith Posted January 30, 2010 Posted January 30, 2010 AYE UP LAD, SEETHIN BECOZ I DIDNT LOOK AT YOUR LIST SOONER AND MISSED A COPY OF PRINCE & PRINCESS SO: YOUR MISSION.....FIND ANOTHER ONE PRONTO!!! ROB.H
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