Worst Dj Request

[Tomangoes]

I remember as an over keen 15 year at Cleethorpes WG around 1976 asking for 'Long after tonight is all over' about 5 times until it got played. Thinking back, this was a venue that played newies mostly, and I must have really got up the DJ's noses. Sorry for that.......................

Whats your worst request and why.

Ed

[Guest dundeedavie]

had someone ask me for muriel day and jive bunny in the same night ....and it was 3 weeks ago lol

[Guest Matt Male]

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[spirit]

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Simple, when you think about it.

[grantdyche]

Not really a bad request but an embarasing moment in time

Think it was the Casino 4th anniversary Tommy Hunt was live on stage,

Well this girl(no names mentioned) Who was what they called in the day a "divvy",Had latched on to our crew from Radcliffe,So Tommy asks for people to come up on stage and dance with him,

Up she gets Miss X never been to Wigan before, And there she is live on stage with Tommy Hunt and the massed crowds at the Casino,And starts to dance the "Slosh"

Now to the folk that don't know the "Slosh" was the dance that your mum and aunty did at weddings,when they go side to side and clap their hands behind their legs

You could not dig a hole big enough,when she came off stage and started to hug us all afterwards

NIGHTMARES will never be as bad as that moment

Grant

[Paul R]

I was 15 and had been going to Wigan for about 2 months, and made my first trip to the Mecca. For some reason, I remember it was 29 Dec 1973. I went up to Colin Curtis & asked for "You Broke My Heart In Two". He said he didn't know it!. Feckin' Mecca DJs . He played it about 2 records later & I found out it was Frankie Beverly "If That's What You Wanted", strangely I still feel embarrased to this day .

Paul

[Guest sarahleen]

I remember as an over keen 15 year at Cleethorpes WG around 1976 asking for 'Long after tonight is all over' about 5 times until it got played. Thinking back, this was a venue that played newies mostly, and I must have really got up the DJ's noses. Sorry for that.......................

Whats your worst request and why.

Ed

doing a tape for my neighbour last night off an mp3 , i said "what about this one ?"

me *sings * "youv got to have room , lots of room , to boogie on down down down , dont you force it"

he said " no its rules sarah, rules "

i was wondering what he was singing about , duuuuuuurrrrr lol

[KevH]

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Simple, when you think about it.

Those dark nights must fly by at your's.

[Guest]

Believe it or not a couple of years ago i got asked for "Eye of the tiger" Harry & i were double deckin when i told him he said to the bloke "eye of the tiger " mate , when i get off this stage you'll get "Eye of the panda" He didnt ask for any other requests xxxxx

[Guest]

Those dark nights must fly by at your's.

[Guest stevejan]

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Thanks for explaining that Doctor Who

[Illya]

I Recently got asked 3 times for the Flasher in one night, must be the Kev Roberts fan club outing I think he Produced it

[Diggin' Dave]

Worst one I've heard someone ask during a soul night was the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Priceless look on the DJ's face when that one was requested

[Guest stevejan]

Thanks for explaining that Doctor Who

Can I borrow your sonic screwdiver for a minute?

[binsy]

I remember being at a soul do when my mate goes up and asks for Hawkwind - silver machine. We ended up being slung out for being drunk

[Ged Parker]

What about Stevie Wonder finishing a show in Japan and being asked to play "A Jazz Chord" not having a clue what the girl meant he asked her to sing the chorus and sets of in true karaoke fashion "A Jazz Chord to Sai A Ruview"

I'll get me coat

[Guest Jimmy Scriv]

A few years ago I was playing 'Ghost in My House' when some chimp came up and said 'Can you play the other side' I replied 'Ive not Got It' he wandered off came back and said 'Are you taking the mickey? to which I said 'no Im playing the lp version'

[Geoff]

At the Blue Skies Christmas party last year I was double decking with Dave of Walls Of Heartache. Towards the end of our set a great big bloke in a baseball cap came up to us with an LP in his hand. He asked us to play some "Northern Soul" from it: Skiing In The Snow by Wigans Ovation would you believe?

Dave and I were both quite surprised and I fell back on the standard answer: "ask the next guy on, we've sorted out what we're going to play" rather than be rude, after all he was far bigger than me, lol. Perhaps it wouldn't have been so bad, or funny, if it had been the Invitations.

[Guest mr_jp]

You lot think thats bad!!

I was djing last week and a young girl came up to me and said "I really like what you playing, but don't know any of the words have you got anything I might know". Fair question I hear you say!! so me thinking she may have an idea seen as she was at a soul night, I asked "what would you like me to play?" to which she replied " have you got any Wham or Whitney Huston?" OH DEAR!! I didn't really know how to respond to that!!

Edited October 7, 2009 by mr_jp

[Guest in town Mikey]

After about half an hous of RnB that sounded like the worst of the bottom of the barrel rock n roll. I once asked Brain Rae if he could play some Northern Soul (At Morecombe). He was less than complimentary in his response.

[Gilly]

Just for the crack i asked Searling (at Wigan) if he had the latest record by Keith Harris and his duck Orville, and with a smile on his face he told me to do one.Likely it was the saturday after the monthly's friday oldies night,god that could be a long drawn-out night at times. regards Gilly and Nicola

[Guest kid mohair]

Well....im sure it was cleethorpes when a friend of ours bet gina my wife to go and ask for needle in a haystack to be played (they were doing bet things) i was at the bar, when i got back they told be about it , i said who was the dj? " i dunno"..........it was butch, he said sorry i havent got it ...

Edited October 8, 2009 by kid mohair

[Wrongcrowd]

I DJ'd at a night in Peterborough a few years back....Adam Buchannan told me that is was an across the board night, so I thought ok, and took a mix of rarer 60's, crossover and modern tunes..

You know how you get a feeling that maybe this just doesn't look right....the car park full of Vespas and Lambrettas was a bit of a signal that maybe I should have picked up, but no....benefit of the doubt and all that. I followed a guy that played very, very obvious Motown...all the time thinking I should get my coat. Almost cleared the floor with the first couple of tunes, and then it was total empty space for the third and fourth..One of the punters who didn't seem too impressed with what I'd played so far came upto the decks to give me some helpful advice...."It's a Motown night mate....have you got The Snake...Edwin Starr ?

.....err no....and it's by Al Wilson....not Edwin Starr

ok then.....have you got anything else on Trojan ??

I decided not to mention that Edwin Starr didn't actually record on Trojan......and spent the longest hour behind decks in my life...

[ALIVE'N'KICKIN]

are you saying you dont carry around a wham 45 just in case?

[Pete Morgan]

I once asked someone at wigan , may have been Russ ( can't remember ) for that song called " whats underneath the couch " it was June Jackson

I was a bit messy when i heard it for the first time though

pete M

[Guest Brett F]

Once got asked to play some Northern Soul......My reply as quick as a flash was...." F***K OFF, I HATE NORTHERN SOUL"...........

[Mark Bicknell]

Once got asked to play some Northern Soul......My reply as quick as a flash was...." F***K OFF, I HATE NORTHERN SOUL"...........

Beautiful Brett just beautiful, this can not be topped except maybe when I used to say it lol

Regards - Mark Bicknell.

[Bitchdj]

i was DJing at the marrs bar when some daft "civvy" jumps up knocking the decks in the process and asked me if i could play that song that goes "lager lager lager" !.....i think he had drunk more than a few lagers....and he fell very easily....off the end of my fist ( for knocking the decks ) ...oddly enough someone i had never met before wandered up to me at a later date and told me i was scary as he had witnessed the punch and the bloke i hit landed on his arse at this guys feet....dont mess with my vinyl !!

cookie

[Cunnie]

Once got asked to play some Northern Soul......My reply as quick as a flash was...." F***K OFF, I HATE NORTHERN SOUL"...........

I once got asked the very same question..... My reply as quick as a flash was "Brett's on next. Ask him"

[Simon M]

I once got asked the very same question..... My reply as quick as a flash was "Brett's on next. Ask him"

I bet they really asked Brett , for something they could dance to !? :lol:

[whereismy record]

had someone ask me for muriel day and jive bunny in the same night ....and it was 3 weeks ago lol

Well having one out of the two aint bad Dave but you might get Murial Day from Trax Records in Tollcross. LOL

[The Tempest]

Always remember going to a night in Chinatown , London , late 90's , I was working in the city and my mates flew down from Scotland for a weekend of debauchary , anyway Joey Negro ( aka Dave Lee ) was hosting and it was a cracking night , BUT !! I had never met him before , so ,

Upon arrival , my mates went to the bar and I went upstairs to the bog , passing through a small dance floor with a guy setting up the decks and his records , upon doing my business , I could see the guy was struggling with his boxes and lent a hand , he thanked me , introduced himself as Dave and stated we were in for a good night ,

I duly told him not to piss about up here on his own later as we would all be dancing to Joey Negro's set , and if he wanted a packed dancefloor to play my recommendations !!!

Need I carry on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great bloke and quality set ,

Edited October 11, 2009 by 123-motown

[Guest DeeJay]

Not the worst request BUT over here in the States some of the punters god bless em aren't too concerned with rarity (or anything like that) However they do listen to cd's and know what they like So it's quite embarrassing when i get asked for stuff like The Magnetics "Lady In green"I mean my collection is pretty reasonable but i wish (This does happen infrequently)

dJ:rolleyes:

[Guest Swish]

I DJ'd at a club in Bradford once. (It was a Northern soul night.)

A few Asian gentlemen asked me for some Cliff Richard records.

When I told them it was a Northern Soul night I got threatened with violence if I didn't play what they wanted.

I had to have a quick word with Fred Ward (black belt in Karate) and several other of my mates.

That cured it.

[Guest POTTERIESPECK]

I DJ'd at a club in Bradford once. (It was a Northern soul night.)

A few Asian gentlemen asked me for some Cliff Richard records.

When I told them it was a Northern Soul night I got threatened with violence if I didn't play what they wanted.

I had to have a quick word with Fred Ward (black belt in Karate) and several other of my mates.

That cured it.

There's a few which i never had te bottle to go and request to play - JAMES BOUNTY -- BOMBERS & GREEN'EN CLEARS the other was WENDY RENE - ---- WE'VE HAD A BARB OR TWO. i'm sure you can relate to those two SWISH. HOPE YOU DON'T MIMD me mentioning that ---by what i have read about you on other threads on the board that you in your day you knew how to enjoy yourself , but like many of us, there is also the downs as well as the ups. as we progress in our lifes .IM glad it seems thoughyou've come through a bad period, beleive me SWISH iv'ehad one or two bad times meself. but it seems we all seem to cope somehow and someway. BUT DON'T IT F*c*in hurt . ANYWAY TAKE CARE AND LOOK AFTER YOURSELF. REGARDS + RESPECT -POTERIES PECK.. ONCE AGAIN LOOK AFTER YOURSELF.