Say It With Vinyl

[Guest Dan]

don't be serious, lady. It's only a topic. I think the best way to pick her up is to spin this 45 for her: Willie Hightower: "Because I love you" 

or am I to serious right now...

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Firstly, I wasn't being serious you Dutch div.

Secondly, on the chat-up related theme, you really should correctly identify the sex of your target before making your move. This post suggests you have problems in that area. Mind you, you are a bit forward in Holland.

[Ted Massey]

This thread has gone haywire. It started sensibly, using song titles to chat up birds.

I can only say that some members are born optimists if they think walking up to a bird and saying 'The flasher' or 'She blew a good thing' to her will charm her knickers off. As for 'I'm stuck on my baby'...what kind of chat-up line is that? It might work in Chesterfield Chalky but I wouldn't try it anywhere where women weren't marrying their brothers. It's not really in the same league as 'I'm a British Airways long-haul pilot. Fancy coming to Barbados next week?'

I thought Shane's 'A touch of penis' was in this vein till I imagined saying it with eyebrows raised and ending with a question mark, in a sort of 'if you're in the mood' sort of way, the way you might say 'cup of tea?'...ie 'Touch of penis?'

I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken (by her). Ted's 'You're on top girl' reminds me a bit of 'Get your coat, you've pulled' but this may reflect his vintage.

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Cheeky bugger the best one is "hi my names (****)remember it you will be screaming it later tonight"

[Guest Dan]

as in 'there he is officer, that's him, ted massey, arrest him!'