Guest Jamie Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 (edited) Just a bit of light-hearted fun this one, and the 'Look At Your Box' section seemed appropriate Background: I went to Cleethorpes this weekend, and was lucky enough to share a caravan at the last minute with Dave Abbott, Karen Crane and Janine Snow. I turned up without anywhere to stay, so thanks for that you guys On Saturday, after the dinner sessions we went back to the van, and I had a couple of records I wanted to shift because I was skint. I played one and Karen liked it, so we did swopsies. I got Denise LaSalle - Heartbreaker Of The Year - Crajon. Or at least I thought that's what I got - I flipped it over to be presented with: Due the heavy intake of alcohol over the weekend, and my childish sense of humour, I fell about crying with laughter. I thought it would be a great chat-up line and Karen dared me to try it. I did try it on Sunday night in the Modern room. I got a slap and when I tried to explain "it's a record" I was told "yeah right" and "filthy b*stard" As you can imagine, they found it pretty funny when Karen asked me if I had tried the line out. Can anyone think of any song title double entendres that would work as chat-up lines? I can't guarantee I'd try them again though Jamie *as a footnote, The lady concerned creased with laughter after I presented her with Manships big book of records that I borrowed from a dealer and showed her the track in question. We had a laugh and I bought her a drink. That's for the benefit of anyone concerned at my behaviour Edited June 15, 2005 by Jamie
Guest remus Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Just a bit of light-hearted fun this one, and the 'Look At Your Box' section seemed appropriate Background: I went to Cleethorpes this weekend, and was lucky enough to share a caravan at the last minute with Dave Abbott, Karen Crane and Janine Snow. I turned up without anywhere to stay, so thanks for that you guys On Saturday, after the dinner sessions we went back to the van, and I had a couple of records I wanted to shift because I was skint. I played one and Karen liked it, so we did swopsies. I got Denise LaSalle - Heartbreaker Of The Year - Crajon. Or at least I thought that's what I got - I flipped it over to be presented with: Due the heavy intake of alcohol over the weekend, and my childish sense of humour, I fell about crying with laughter. I thought it would be a great chat-up line and Karen dared me to try it. I did try it on Sunday night in the Modern room. I got a slap and when I tried to explain "it's a record" I was told "yeah right" and "filthy b*stard" As you can imagine, they found it pretty funny when Karen asked me if I had tried the line out. Can anyone think of any song title double entendres that would work as chat-up lines? I can't guarantee I'd try them again though Jamie link Jeff Floyd-I wanna do it face down... always works for me!
Guest remus Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Jeff Floyd-I wanna do it face down... always works for me! link how about, The Teques"Love cup"?
Guest Jamie Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 (edited) Jeff Floyd-I wanna do it face down... always works for me! link I'm struggling to visualise this one Edited June 15, 2005 by Jamie
Guest Jamie Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 How about, "I'm Horny, Horny, Horny, Horny" ? link I think you'd get told you were Corny, Corny, Corny
Little-stevie Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Ben E King.. "I can't take it like a man Willie Parker "You got your finger in my eye" J J Barnes "please let me in" : Etta James "i can't hold it anymore" Les Cooper "Dig yourself" The Fabulettes "the bigger they are"
Ted Massey Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Big Dee Irwin - You Satisfy My Needs link Your on top girl-Empires( have to be with my weight)
pikeys dog Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Get It Baby - Stanley Mitchell I'd Like To See More Of You - The Mob I Got The Vibes - Joshie Joe Armstead
Chalky Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Irene & Scotts - I'm Stuck On My Baby Dedications - Ain't A Bit Sorry
Guest rachel Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 I think you might get some response to these corny record chat-up lines you know... Mable King - Go Back Home Young Fella
Guest remus Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 Irene & Scotts - I'm Stuck On My Baby Dedications - Ain't A Bit Sorry link 60 MINUTES OF YOUR LOVE.......OR WAS IT 60 SECONDS!
Mandy Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 'the touch of penis' - sandy wynns Shane link Trust you Big De Irwin (I think ) - You Satisfy My Needs
Gene-r Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 (edited) The Empires - You're on Top Girl Los Canarios - Get on Your Knees Hector Riviera - Do it To Me Andy Fisher - A Wee Bit Longer Funky Sisters - Do It To It The Temptations - It's Growing Johnny Honeycutt - I'm Coming Over Dee Clark - Just Keep It Up (And See What Happens) Willie Hutch - I Can't Get Enough Sheri Taylor - He's The One That Rings My Bell (dunno why I put this - maybe because I always think of "ding dong" whenever I hear mention of the title!) The Yum Yums - Gonna Be A Big Thing Donald Lee Richardson - You Got Me In The Palm Of Your Hand Patience Valentine - If You Don't Come Paul Sindab - I'm Up Tight Carl Burnett - Jerk Baby Jerk .....and a couple of non-soul tracks: The Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In The Road The Monkees - Goin' Down Gene (Finbarr) R. Edited June 15, 2005 by Gene-R
Guest Baz Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 'the touch of penis' - sandy wynns Shane link the dot relese would be, 'touch of penis'
Guest Jamie Posted June 15, 2005 Posted June 15, 2005 The Empires - You're on Top Girl Los Canarios - Get on Your Knees Hector Riviera - Do it To Me Sonny Daye - Long Long Road To A'Penis Funky Sisters - Do It To It The Temptations - It's Growing Johnny Honeycutt - I'm Coming Over Dee Clark - Just Keep It Up (And See What Happens) Willie Hutch - I Can't Get Enough Sheri Taylor - He's The One That Rings My Bell (dunno why I put this - maybe because I always think of "ding dong" whenever I hear mention of the title!) The Yum Yums - Gonna Be A Big Thing Donald Lee Richardson - You Got Me In The Palm Of Your Hand .....and a couple of non-soul tracks: The Beatles - Why Don't We Do It In The Road The Monkees - Goin' Down Gene (Finbarr) R. link Fantastic Gene, fnarr fnarr, and I counter those with: Dells - Wear It On Our Face Magnetics - Love Look On Her Face Billy Sha-Rae - Do It Seeds - Pushing Too Hard Mitchell Braitwaite - You've Been A Long Time Coming Claude Huey - Why Would You Blow It Vibrations - Finding Out The Hard Way all tenuously linked I admit
Gasher Posted June 16, 2005 Posted June 16, 2005 Milton Parker..Women Like it HARDER Storm..She Comes up JD Bryant..I wont be coming "over your" back the gasher
Guest Posted June 16, 2005 Posted June 16, 2005 The Poets - She blew a good thing .. and a great song as well
Guest Jamie Posted June 16, 2005 Posted June 16, 2005 (edited) The Poets - She blew a good thing .. and a great song as well link That's just showing off - I think the people should judge whether you've got 'A Good Thing' or not Well, come on, evidence Edited June 16, 2005 by Jamie
Guest Posted June 16, 2005 Posted June 16, 2005 That's just showing off - I think the people should judge whether you've got 'A Good Thing' or not Well, come on, evidence link I think we need to swap to another forum then
Guest Jamie Posted June 16, 2005 Posted June 16, 2005 I think we need to swap to another forum then link No Way I know what you 'liberal' Dutch are like, you'll have me working the windows next Jamie
Guest remus Posted June 16, 2005 Posted June 16, 2005 Milton Parker..Women Like it HARDER Storm..She Comes up JD Bryant..I wont be coming "over your" back the gasher link Eugene Johnson-"One up the bum, no harm done" "I'll get my coat"
Northern295 Posted June 16, 2005 Posted June 16, 2005 as a Scotsman like the Gasher, there is only one, Seven Day Lover........
Guest in town Mikey Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 Love is like an itching in my part If you don't come And for myself, Matt and Duncan, in the car to Bisley last Saturday 3 lonely guys Non soul The Byrds - Turn turn turn
Gene-r Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 as a Scotsman like the Gasher, there is only one, Seven Day Lover........ link Confucious say, "Seven day lover makes whole week"
Guest Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 I remember having this r+b compilation with an instrumental on it called....................."SPUNKY ONIONS"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........dead honest!!!
Guest Jamie Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 Confucious say, "Seven day lover makes whole week" link Very clever
Epic Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 The Very Last Drop - Bobby Thurston. Let It All Come - Main Squeeze
Guest Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 No Way I know what you 'liberal' Dutch are like, you'll have me working the windows next Jamie link i think we can arrange something if you're in it ..actually I'm not into politics... so let's stick to the topic again
Guest in town Mikey Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 How about Its an uphill climb to the bottom?? As Somebody said to me in an email. This thread speaks volumes
Guest Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 How about Its an uphill climb to the bottom?? As Somebody said to me in an email. This thread speaks volumes link And look who started it. The man who looks like Victoria Wood. (he looks like some Northern comic anyway, but shes close enough )
Guest in town Mikey Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 Use it before you loose it Just about sums up my love life
Guest Jamie Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 And look who started it. The man who looks like Victoria Wood. (he looks like some Northern comic anyway, but shes close enough ) link I've been called many things - but Victoria Wood? I can't play the piano, although I concede she does look like a man Mistura - The Flasher Oh dear.............
Guest Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 I've been called many things - but Victoria Wood? I can't play the piano, although I concede she does look like a man Mistura - The Flasher Oh dear............. link If your'e lucky, it'll stick
Guest rachel Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 One for later in the procedings I guess... Willie Hutch - Love Runs Out
Guest Dan Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 This thread has gone haywire. It started sensibly, using song titles to chat up birds. I can only say that some members are born optimists if they think walking up to a bird and saying 'The flasher' or 'She blew a good thing' to her will charm her knickers off. As for 'I'm stuck on my baby'...what kind of chat-up line is that? It might work in Chesterfield Chalky but I wouldn't try it anywhere where women weren't marrying their brothers. It's not really in the same league as 'I'm a British Airways long-haul pilot. Fancy coming to Barbados next week?' I thought Shane's 'A touch of penis' was in this vein till I imagined saying it with eyebrows raised and ending with a question mark, in a sort of 'if you're in the mood' sort of way, the way you might say 'cup of tea?'...ie 'Touch of penis?' I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken (by her). Ted's 'You're on top girl' reminds me a bit of 'Get your coat, you've pulled' but this may reflect his vintage.
Guest Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 This thread has gone haywire. It started sensibly, using song titles to chat up birds. I can only say that some members are born optimists if they think walking up to a bird and saying 'The flasher' or 'She blew a good thing' to her will charm her knickers off. As for 'I'm stuck on my baby'...what kind of chat-up line is that? It might work in Chesterfield Chalky but I wouldn't try it anywhere where women weren't marrying their brothers. It's not really in the same league as 'I'm a British Airways long-haul pilot. Fancy coming to Barbados next week?' I thought Shane's 'A touch of penis' was in this vein till I imagined saying it with eyebrows raised and ending with a question mark, in a sort of 'if you're in the mood' sort of way, the way you might say 'cup of tea?'...ie 'Touch of penis?' I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken (by her). Ted's 'You're on top girl' reminds me a bit of 'Get your coat, you've pulled' but this may reflect his vintage. link And imagine saying any of them wearing bags and a vest covered in badges
Guest Dan Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 And imagine saying any of them wearing bags and a vest covered in badges link or if you had indulged in some of the northern scene's traditional chemical accompaniments, which could conceivably leave the evening ending on something of a damp squib
Guest Posted June 17, 2005 Posted June 17, 2005 "Streight love no chaser"Syl Johnson,twighnight..... Another one for the board!any good?
Guest Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 This thread has gone haywire. It started sensibly, using song titles to chat up birds. I can only say that some members are born optimists if they think walking up to a bird and saying 'The flasher' or 'She blew a good thing' to her will charm her knickers off. As for 'I'm stuck on my baby'...what kind of chat-up line is that? It might work in Chesterfield Chalky but I wouldn't try it anywhere where women weren't marrying their brothers. It's not really in the same league as 'I'm a British Airways long-haul pilot. Fancy coming to Barbados next week?' I thought Shane's 'A touch of penis' was in this vein till I imagined saying it with eyebrows raised and ending with a question mark, in a sort of 'if you're in the mood' sort of way, the way you might say 'cup of tea?'...ie 'Touch of penis?' I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken (by her). Ted's 'You're on top girl' reminds me a bit of 'Get your coat, you've pulled' but this may reflect his vintage. link don't be serious, lady. It's only a topic. I think the best way to pick her up is to spin this 45 for her: Willie Hightower: "Because I love you" or am I to serious right now...
Guest Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 Rita Moss - The measures of man on Dot Promo. I think this is far of the most underrated 45's and I don't understand why this fabulous recording isn't mentioned anywhere in the books. A great dancer!!
Guest Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 One for later in the procedings I guess... Willie Hutch - Love Runs Out link off-topic: Rachel, who's that on the picture you post with?
Gene-r Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 I can see gene-r's 'Get on your knees' working with some girls but would need to be said with the right amout of confidence and after liquor had been taken link Are you sure the word "liquor" isn't to be taken as an innuendo here Dan!! But you're right - the tone of the thread has rapidly gone down (ooo-errr!!)
Guest rachel Posted June 18, 2005 Posted June 18, 2005 off-topic: Rachel, who's that on the picture you post with? link A former 60s playboy bunny called Deanna Baker... it's a long story
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